Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML
Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
Today, my boyfriend started avoiding going down on me ever since he found an ingrowing hair down there. The only reason I have an ingrowing hair is because he didn’t like my pubes, and stopped having sex with me at all until I shaved it off, thus causing the ingrowing hair. FML
Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML
Today, my boyfriend stopped in the middle of sex to tell me he couldn't take it anymore because my legs were too hairy. I shaved yesterday. FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML
Today, my girlfriend won’t give me oral because she doesn't like pubes, so I trimmed them; she refused again because they felt prickly, so I waxed them. Now she says I look like a little boy. If she doesn’t want to suck cock, why won’t she just say so instead of hinting she might if I shaved? FML
Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML
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John Nemeth 14
Tell him you’ll do it if he shaves his pussy too.
TxKitten 8
We (my husband and I) discovered that waxing us WAY better. Now I'm doing laser hair removal. The bottom line though, it's your body. Tell him to get over it and to stop pressuring you.
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John Nemeth 14
Tell him you’ll do it if he shaves his pussy too.
RichardPencil 32
Wax Or find a new boyfriend.
xxlk4xx 6
tell him to shave HIS Bush and see just how itchy and uncomfortable it is! that and you're meant to have hair or it wouldn't be there :)
TxKitten 8
We (my husband and I) discovered that waxing us WAY better. Now I'm doing laser hair removal. The bottom line though, it's your body. Tell him to get over it and to stop pressuring you.
Mathalamus 25
Maybe he just doesn’t like the hair at all.
peithecelt 28
doesn't matter, it's not his body, so what she does with it should be for her own comfort.
Mooglefox 24
I prefer my women with some hair down there.
Brightside86 31
Shaving shouldn't be uncomfortable. Maybe try adjusting your method.
xxlk4xx 6
I feel like shaving isn't that uncomfortable, it's just the day or so AFTER you shave, especially during summer time, its itchy and awful feeling in the summer lol
jcarter25 12
It’s not like the only choices are Jungle Canopy and Kindergartner.
genuinegoodguy 9
Don’t be surprised if he dumps you
core01 30
Yay! Get out
ojoRojo 27
Okay “genuine good guy”
Schadenfreude 4
Ironic
peithecelt 28
and he's going to dump her because he's a neanderthal who doesn't deserve a woman who knows how to make decisions about her own body? sounds like he's not much of a loss.
rotflqtms_ 21
If he can't take you as you are, he can take a hike. Tell him to shave his genitals, legs and arm pits daily and see if it's something he likes doing. If he refuses, ask him why the double standard. It's your body and your choices. While I do shave, it's my choice, and if I choose to let it grow a little, that's my choice too. I do it in the shower just to make it a habit. But I'm not gonna be there shaving my legs unless I feel like it. My leg hair doesn't really grow anyway, so I'm lucky like that. But even if it did, still my body, my choice.