Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
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Top comments
beaglegal 42
Sorry OP, but it doesn't sound like she's worth it. You will be better off without her. I hope you meet the right girl soon!
saidoh_fml 26
What the hell went wrong? Dating can be so confusing.
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Comments (114)
A_Perfect_Circle 12
You are better off with someone who is good for you, and is a good person, it's the quality of who they are that matters. Keep your head up and search on. You will find the right person when you least expect it
grgnyce 8
Have no worries OP! You're much better off without her.
CaptainSmith28 19
Well it must not have been such a great date...
blueboy154 12
Plenty of Fish in the sea, OP
DemosthenesMB 13
Sounds like she was never good for you anyways, OP. You can do so much better :) After all, there's 6 billion people out there and you happened to take on chance on a jerk. Don't be discouraged, OP.
DeeDeeJay 15
She didn't have the heart to tell you face to face? That's a bitch move
JKPwnage 27
-_- female logic
wiseKat99 13
If it helps, there's worse ppl out there. Like my ex!!!!
ZY1431 24
yes usually ex's are the worse
wiseKat99 13
And post her name and phone number here!!! _______.
LatvianPride 16
Wow what a ****!