Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
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Top comments
beaglegal 42
Sorry OP, but it doesn't sound like she's worth it. You will be better off without her. I hope you meet the right girl soon!
saidoh_fml 26
What the hell went wrong? Dating can be so confusing.
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Comments (114)
superdom 12
Tell her to **** off and grow some manners selfish **** people like her are why there are so many issues in the world
sammyjanette 17
Yes, because doing that is so polite...
glabberfasted 16
Yeah... Telling someone you don't want them in your life is what's wrong with the world... Calm down now.
tayytayy731 7
Let's be honest, dating sucks! But there are more fish in the sea and eventually you'll find the right one!
calucalay 13
She wasnt that great then if shes going to act like that
cathrope 10
Sounds like me
clarinetplayer01 9
That sucks... Sorry
alicat13 12
Wow, you must be creepy... or ugly... wbhat ever you did, dont do it again.
SuperStormCindy 8
What you think was a "great date" could have been the worst date of her life.
Axel5238 29
Agreed, there are a lot of guys that think they are nice but really border on "creepy" or possibly his sense of humor as well. Who knows I have friends that while nice I'm sure some women would find there sense of humor immature or because some of which are so into anime they don't know much else. They are my age (31) and yeah that could be a problem if they don't any other interests and went on a date.
worldclassrager 41
It's not you it's me is what she meant to say Don't stress it you'll find someone else
sthrnbell 9
Guess it wasn't so great after all! Lol
xo_erica_xox 9
Awww I'm sorry that happened to you :(