Today, as I pulled to a halt at a stop sign, a cyclist ripped through the air, slammed straight into my fender, and almost launched over my car. I ended up being cited for reckless driving. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was riding my bike down a road I know is quite hazardous. Having almost been hit in the same spot the day before, I rode across the intersection very satisfied without having been injured. Until I crashed into the guy front of me and flipped over my handlebars. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. After screaming at the woman for running into me, I got in my car and drove off. As I was driving away, I was staring her down when I ended up rear-ending the person in front of me. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I rode my bike to work. While biking on the road, I gave a hand signal for turning left. A car passing the opposite way veered towards me and attempted to give me a high five. I now have cuts all over my body and my bike is in two pieces. FML
Today, as I was riding my bike, I saw a bunch of cute guys checking me out. Not paying attention, I then ran into a parked police car. Besides getting laughed at, I got a ticket for damaging police property. FML
Today, while driving to work, some asshole stopped sharply on the 60 mph highway because he almost hit the car in front of him. Even with maintaining my distance, and slamming on the brakes, I still ruined the front end of my car on his dented bumper. I haven't even had the car for a year, and I'm still the one at fault. FML
Today, as I was walking to work, a cyclist shot out of nowhere and slammed into me. I hit the ground hard and lay there in agony. The guy quickly dusted himself off, said "Sorry man. It's a vicious cycle." then chuckled at his own stupid pun and cycled away. FML
Today, I accidentally hit a cyclist with my car. In panic, I jumped out of my car and ran up to him, who was lying on the floor, motionless. As I was about to check his pulse, he jumped up and shouted, "I bet you thought I was dead, asshole!" He then punched me in the face and cycled off. FML
Today, I discovered that when a cyclist tears down the street, slaps you across the face as he passes, looks back laughing and flips you off, then crashes into a lamppost, he'll still blame you and threaten to sue, even after you rush over to check his injuries. FML
Today, I was driving to work and stopped at a stop light. A full 2 or 3 seconds passed, followed by a car rear-ending me. The idiot driving it got out and gave me hell, calling me a maniac because I braked "too quickly" and didn't give him a chance to react. FML
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Top comments
bdubbstheman 5
Fight that shit in court
LSS_fml 18
Cyclists are a motorists worst enemy...
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Comments (109)
rachelongaku 9
Ouch
iBanana 17
Yeah, nothing like justice eh?
trollfaced 2
Yeah, challenge that shit in court
MysticKnight 3
Yeah, nothing can challenge that shit justice in court.
DoNotEnter 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Ah, cyclists.
iBanana 17
Ah, sarcastic comments that leave no logical trace of sarcasm.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
I love you, Banana.
kkjkidonthate 4
Now kiss!
MysticKnight 3
26 - go eat your own banana
onlychildFTW 34
I don't know about where you are from but here most of the cyclists are suicidal. Never follow rules of the road, stay in their bike lanes, stop at red lights, use hand signals, check before running through a stop sign, and every other rule there is.
SqueakyChipmunk 22
But I don't have one...
THE_A_TEEN 28
Ahh, don't worry. He's probably practicing for the Tour dé France. There are some good cars to crash head on.
KiddNYC1O 22
Head-on! Apply directly to the forehead! Okay, I'm done.
Branflakes78 13
not funny
SqueakyChipmunk 22
64- Head-on, bitch. Apply directly to your goddamn forehead. It's not funny to you, but YOU'RE the one that got thumbed down. HEAD. ON.
brandennn 10
this could be taken in two ways depending on how much room you gave your self to stop n your speed or if the cyclist just wasnt paying attention
LouisianaBob 9
I was wondering how fast OP was going before stopping as well but this is fml so we aren't supposed to wonder about that.
yummcookie 0
Dunno why you were -8 for that, it's a fair point. If OP stopped too suddenly or didn't check for cyclists then it's their fault.
niallo 23
1/ He said he was stoping at a stop sign. 2/ He was hit on the fender. This means that he was hit on the side. Unless he ran the stop sign, his car would have to have been going sidewise for it to have been his fault.
Warmonger_Smurf 29
He was stopped, at a stop sign. The rider hit his car on the fender. Not the drivers fault. The only this could happen is if the cyclist was wrongfully riding on the sidewalk.
Sniper3000 0
At least he didn't launch INTO the car. But how could you get cited that makes no sense. Fyl
Glidefedt 6
My cousin did that on his scooter, straight through the passenger window
X_Codes 11
Reckless Stopping.
Jasonf6 0
Fight it.
tjv3 10
Yeah fight that shit. Some cops are just on a power trip
kotabones 0
This take it to court he isn't a pedestrian and he ht you. Like any other accident he is at fault for rear ending you
GoDieRetard 0
TL;DR version: You weren't paying enough attention and hit a biker you moron
bdubbstheman 5
Fight that shit in court
FloTimmyKO 0
Was his bike ok?=]
MysticKnight 3
Read the fml. It's almost broken.
pandaRanda 0
Uh actually I don't think it says shit about the bike.
FloTimmyKO 0
You read the FML. Nothing is said about the bike. Haha
LSS_fml 18
Cyclists are a motorists worst enemy...
divadro102 16
Cars are a biker's worst enemies. Especially when they throw coffee out the window at you.
bfsd42 20
Cyclists generally have their eye out for cars. It's usually the motorist that pays no attention to cyclists.