Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
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beaglegal 42
Sorry OP, but it doesn't sound like she's worth it. You will be better off without her. I hope you meet the right girl soon!
saidoh_fml 26
What the hell went wrong? Dating can be so confusing.
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Comments (114)
ninjacow123 6
Did you break her kneecaps with an extendo?
ENSanity1990 4
I take that as a challenge
BlueRainDude 11
Honestly maybe she was joking. Just to get u riled up. I mean it did get a response out of you. So I'd say "ya, u suck at (something or other) who says I want to get anywhere near u again anyways ;)"
DrummerWS 23
You sure it was a great date? Sounds like she was a bit of a cow Or you need to brush up on your dating..... Or not ... You know... Whatever
megadki14 6
sounds like you dodged a bitch.
aelathehuntress 16
Maybe she's not that great... You'll find some else don't worry
anjahzebrah 9
haha poor bastard! :c
Idkreckless 6
I feel like you didn't tell us the whole story
backmanrv 5
She's a **** mate, gold digger who knows stay away from them
khiiirsty 14
Maybe nothing was "wrong" or went wrong and she just wasn't that into you. That being said "it's her, not you" is extremely applicable. And, it's better for you in the long run since now you can find another great girl who is just as interested in you as you are in her. Good luck OP!