Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
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beaglegal 42
Sorry OP, but it doesn't sound like she's worth it. You will be better off without her. I hope you meet the right girl soon!
saidoh_fml 26
What the hell went wrong? Dating can be so confusing.
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Comments (114)
FitzgeraldIT 15
People are weird, and it applies to both (any?) sexes. Of course we have here only one side of the story, but if the OP is honest from his point of view of the events, it might even just be that the previous contacts gave the girl a completely different impression of him and the "real" perception then unsettled her; it might also be that she isn't such a great person, but in any case the point is to act honestly from the beginning to the end, and maybe you can get to avoid some crappy situations. At any rate it's something that is definitely upleasant to experience, and hearing it in person would have been a bit better, so hopefully it won't happen again.
themba48 1
hahahahahaha... Sorry bud!
LethalSeamonkey 15
Think hard about. Can you think of anything you may have said that may have offended her? Women are mysterious creatures. On my last date everything went well and then towards the end he said oh I thought I was going to spend the night (First time I ever met him). I politely smiled but I secretly wanted to lunge over and stab him. Also a date prior to that he called me stupid for being an atheist and ordering a craft beer. Even if we're upset we won't always show it or tell you; not all of us like to make a scene. You should ask her what you did wrong so you don't do it again.
Omniprism 15
What a bitch. I'm sorry. But I guess she saved you from her bitchiness.
whenitdidhappen 14
hey dude , and everybody please don't get the wrong idea , but maybe ,just maybe that its you who's out of her league , so cheer up and don't let it get to you , you might be a better person than her
jessy5210 6
You must have done something wrong
kat_moore15 12
Ugh. This just sounds so mean.. But my problems the opposite.. I don't tell people if I don't like them..
Blahblah9921 4
shes just a bitch , man people these days...
poopface82 25
Do you, by chance, drive a windowless van?
DanielleinDC 34
Well, clearly the date was not so great for her and she doesn't think you're a great guy. You could have inadvertently done something that triggered something in her, or you think you're a nice guy when you aren't. I don't know. She may have been direct (maybe a bit rude) with you because trying to be nice to guys she doesn't want to see again hasn't worked in the past. So remove her from your contacts, don't text her again, and try to find someone else. If another woman doesn't want to see you again, you need to ask yourself what you're doing wrong.