Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
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Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
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beaglegal 42
Sorry OP, but it doesn't sound like she's worth it. You will be better off without her. I hope you meet the right girl soon!
saidoh_fml 26
What the hell went wrong? Dating can be so confusing.
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Comments (114)
glabberfasted 16
Sometimes people don't pick up on social clues that what they're doing or saying might be taken badly by other people. I agree with whoever said you should've asked her what you did wrong, because you may be coming off as inappropriate or creepy and not even realize it.
xLIGHTS_fml 23
She could've been nicer about it.
tehdarkness 21
C'mon you must have done something...
globalgirly33 2
I kinda feel like you should've gotten that vibe from her without that text... I get the idea you may not be very good at reading signals and body language from girls. Sorry, don't mean it to be bitchy, but it sounds like she would've been trying to get that across to you before feeling the need to text it to you.....
anticulas 12
I have a feeling OP isn't telling the story correctly. I've been in this situation enough times to see the difference. OP messed up somewhere along in the date. But hey, nothing wrong with laying the blame on others.
globalgirly33 2
Completely agree. I dated a lot for fun when I was single, and I never once got a vibe that was so bad I felt the need to text that or even felt that. It's hard to not notice when you make someone that uncomfortable. I feel bad for OP, but he may need to look into reading signals better.
foxwasalamb 24
can i hear a chorus of "follow up" anyone?
vietmanx 10
There are 300 million people in the USA, you'll find someone. Every one gets rejected, can't let it stop you from finding your happy ending.
starmielin 7
Is no one else wondering if OP didn't do or say something to validate her response? Some people can be really creepy without realizing it.
aishia 5
Guess the date wasn't that great
ZY1431 24
I would've bm been like "bitch please u need to back off of me" lol