Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, the girl I have a crush on texted me to go out tonight. When I got to her house, she peered at me quizzically and asked, "What do you want? Did I text you?" FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I had been talking to online for weeks. When I showed up, he looked nothing like his profile picture, and he spent the entire time talking about his ex-girlfriend. FML
Today, I finally got a date with one of the hottest girls in school, a perfect 10. Just before I go to pick her up to go to the movies, I called her to find out where she lives. She answered the phone, only to hear my father yelling in the background, "STOP TALKING TO THAT WHORE." FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, I poured my heart out to my girlfriend of two years expressing my feelings for her. She responded with, "I'm going to bed." FML
Today, I went on my first date in months. My mum had invited friends over, and when I told them I was going out on a date, my mum said "No you're not, don't lie. Who would go out with you?" FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, while sitting next to me, my boyfriend sent a text to one of his "friends" saying, "I'm thinking of you." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
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Top comments
beaglegal 42
Sorry OP, but it doesn't sound like she's worth it. You will be better off without her. I hope you meet the right girl soon!
saidoh_fml 26
What the hell went wrong? Dating can be so confusing.
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Comments (114)
GrandMarquis 3
She seems pretty stuck up, you don't need her
PenguinBitch 44
Hey, it went great for you, you had fun and just try again and you'll find someone eventually. :)
Cwizer 17
Keeeper
maggiefox 25
Girls are bitches.
XCrazyMofo2010X 17
And the award for the biggest bitch goes to…
DaMann360 19
Barack Obama
kemando 22
lol, seriously though something must have went wrong for her to react in such a way... Or she's just a bitch.
beaverteaser 16
nailed it!
daisylokes 16
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mchmelev1993 10
Omg:( why did she have to mislead u. Screw her u deserve better
tournamentdecide 33
Don't worry, OP. Some girls are just a waste of time and rude. You probaby deserve better.