Today, my father-in-law decided to "fix" our bathtub and ended up flooding the bathroom. Later, in his attempt to clean things up, he walked, without permission, into my bathroom where my vibrator was right next to my hairdryer. He definitely saw it, and didn’t say anything to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad unlocked the bathroom door and barged in without warning only to catch me, with no clothes on, masturbating. He said, "sorry" but stayed for another 20 seconds to look for his shampoo. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband masturbating into the kitchen sink. FML
Today, my father-in-law shat himself in my bathroom and tried to flush some of the evidence down my sink. Sink that I'd just cleaned up. FML
Today, I was getting out of the shower and realized I’d forgotten to lock the bathroom lock. I heard someone coming towards the door and panicked. I hid behind the curtain and tried to stay completely still, but my dad walked in, saw me standing there like a statue, and just said, “Oh, erm, I’ll come back later.” FML
Today, I walked in on my mom in the bathroom, washing a dildo. FML
Today, my bathroom flooded. I frantically cleaned my apartment as fast as I could before the plumber arrived. Everything was finally clean when I let him in. It wasn't until after he finished that I noticed I'd left my anal beads in the shower. There's no way he didn't notice. FML
Today, my bathroom flooded. I frantically cleaned my apartment as fast as I could before the plumber arrived. Everything was finally clean when I let him in. It wasn't until after he finished that I noticed I'd left my anal beads in the shower. There's no way he didn't notice. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML
Today, I caught my boyfriend secretly using my hair straightener while I was in the other room. Too embarrassed to talk to him about it, I left and came back later, only to discover him slipping on a pair of my panties. FML
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Ambrily 27
I agree that he was very invasive and disrespectful, but I don't understand: what do you think he should have said about the vibrator?
1known 34
Rule #1 of accessories: Never let them in plain sight, even in a place where no one is supposed to enter. Especially in a place where no one is supposed to enter. But who knows perhaps he didn’t see it because he was thinking about something else or didn’t figure out what it was because he didn’t expect to find one there. The mind can be so blind sometimes.
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Ambrily 27
I agree that he was very invasive and disrespectful, but I don't understand: what do you think he should have said about the vibrator?
1known 34
Rule #1 of accessories: Never let them in plain sight, even in a place where no one is supposed to enter. Especially in a place where no one is supposed to enter. But who knows perhaps he didn’t see it because he was thinking about something else or didn’t figure out what it was because he didn’t expect to find one there. The mind can be so blind sometimes.
kfchicken 31
or he's an adult, knows what it is, and knows there's literally no reason or appropriate way to bring it up?
cuz803 46
That will teach him for being destructive and lacking mannerisms. Great job, OP. You show him who's boss. Keep that vibrator out to deter his disrespect! 😭🤣