Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. It's OK, though, she says we can still go on the vacation I planned next month for our 3 year anniversary, just "as friends." The tickets are non-refundable. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend for another girl. This other girl helped me break up with her so we could date. After it was all done, she promptly rejected me and in front of everyone, saying how much of a douche I was for leaving my girlfriend for another girl. FML
Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, it was my girlfriend's birthday. She decided that her "gift to herself" would be to leave the loser who has been holding her back for two years. Hello, my name is Ben, and I'm that loser. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me by getting his mum to message me on Facebook. I got the message while I was packing for an overseas trip to visit him. FML
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. Feeling bad, I texted him a few hours later apologizing. He said it was fine and that he went ahead and picked up a girl from the mall. FML
Today, while on a date with my boyfriend, he broke up with me. The reason why? Because I took a dump in his bathroom and "that's inappropriate for girls." FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
Today, my ex of 5 years got engaged after 5 months of us "taking a break." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML
Today, thirty minutes after the end of a great date with a great girl, she texted me, "Yeah, uh, never come near me again." FML
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Jasonf6 0
F that. Take someone else.
Blacksxe 1
Wow, of course she is trying to cash out on something. No bf and a free trip to flirt with people. Don't take her. She isn't worth the trouble and the pain you will feel during the trip.
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Comments (177)
leahmae88 7
Don't take her, it would just be stress and drama. Take your best friend so your able to enjoy yourself.
fenixtorador1 11
Take someone else OP
FairyTales_fml 6
Ummm don't take her!!
bigchris34 2
This isnt fml, it's fme ( ex )
SlickWillyTFCF 5
Tell her she needs to go ahead and **** off. Find someone hotter and take them with you.
drinkPINK 4
TAKE SOMEONE ELSE.! It's kinda obvious...
oneontheway 0
I would tell her yes, then the morning of don't pick her up! And take someone worth going with!!!
ksackal91 0
Seriously do not take her you'll regret it it'll just be torture heart break she will probably keep you around as friends until the vacation and the torture you the whole time you're there then slowly start to drift away when you guys get back. Do not listen to the "take her so you can win her back" shi*. If she wanted to try to make it work she wouldn't have broken up with you right before the vacation. Girls are smart and we can also be ****** up. You are probably the type of guy that is sweet caring and gave her anything and was always there for her and well she is a manipulative biotch and knows this about you and will do anything to get what she wants she knew if she shattered your heart she would still be able to go to the vacation and screw around while you'll be at her beck n call. Or she will end up meeting a guy before the vacation and take him instead or even get him to get a ticket an go with while you watch then have a great time. Do not go on that trip with you'll regret it
5t3ff1k4h 45
Could you use any less punctuation? I couldn't help but read your post as a really long run-on sentence.
hateevryone 15
screw that! take someone else.
sandinthewaves 5
Sounds like a great time for first date