Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
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horne2 9
Well, that's awkward.
J_Kertz 14
"Mom! Dad! Guess What!"
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Comments (122)
ZY1431 24
yea that's awkward.
Andyournameis 16
How old is your boyfriend?
Iinakki 8
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Doesn't matter - had sex.
xXNerrrdXx 16
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if he is like 15....he would give me a tiny bit of faith in the new generation !
happyturtle 16
having sex at the age of 15 gives you faith in future generation? wow
SgtAssCheeks 21
Well hey its better than 12 or 13
bethluvsyou 15
I accidentally read 75s comment as a botdf reference, slash gash terror asscheeks
noobsatin 19
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good thing girls like guys who are close to their parents.
InfiniteSecret 20
There is a limit to how close you are to them
masala_fml 2
you let him wear his turtleneck didn't you?
MrBoredomioo 18
This sounds like some of the lyrics to I Just Had Sex.
olpally 33
"I called my parents right after I was done, oh hey didn't see ya there" hahaha.
MrBoredomioo 18
Nice work getting your comment right between my 2. Lol
olpally 33
Best thing ever!! Lol. Didn't even notice until now! Haha
MrBoredomioo 18
Yup.
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
"Guess what I just did? Had sex, undressed, saw her boobies and the rest." "Was sure nice of her to let ya do that thang." " Nice of any girl ever. Now Sang."
MrBoredomioo 18
I Just Had Sex! (woo) and it felt so good!
perdix 31
Did either of you come? I've never tried it, but I don't think I could maintain a boner while weeping.
RedPillSucks 33
I agree. I think perhaps the BF didn't come, unless it was tears of joy. *This is the best sex EVER!!! I can open a beer with my dick!!!*