Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Because of him
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML
Too little, too late
Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML
First time?
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
Today, my boyfriend proposed. Two hours later I get a text from my ex announcing he has just been diagnosed with chlamydia. I now have to explain this to my fiancé. FML
Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
No. Just… No.
Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Clapped
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML
Top comments
MRSwick2525 23
What a dirt bag moves on his part. Hopefully you used protection OP. Get to a Doctor as soon as possible to get checked!!!
leopardwilliam 22
I'm hoping you wore protection, but I'm guessing you didn't
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leopardwilliam 22
I'm hoping you wore protection, but I'm guessing you didn't
onlychildFTW 34
Not all STDs can be prevented with protection sadly. It depends what one he has. But hopefully OP is okay and that the STD he has is curable.
hernanjaimes_ 22
All condoms except bareskin condoms protect from STDs I believe.
FamilyAngel 4
You can get herpes just from kissing. And condoms don't protect in case of, well, oral-vaginal contact. =(
MRSwick2525 23
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@ #24 No you can not contract Herpes from just kissing.
morganmck 15
oral herpes, aka cold sores, you can. but it would be just that; oral. unless there was oral sex involved. (he ate her out with a blister on his mouth or vice versa.)
garrett_8614 14
This is why people should get tested before sex. I know it sounds "old school" but these things can be prevented.
gracehi 33
I always make my boyfriends get an STD test before I'll have sex with them. Well, I've only had two that I actually had sex with, and I had an STD test in between, so there really wasn't that much testing going on. But still, it's a good idea, especially if you're like me and hate condoms.
Senorangelo 10
It's obvious that this was a prank...
Techno101 13
Why so many down votes what he said is correct, they do protect against stds he didn't say they 100% prevent them.
tibtak_fml 10
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scabies is a skin STD that condoms do not protect from
emsybud 12
Yea you can matey
ribx 16
Herpes is actually a class of viruses, genital herpes is the main one you hear about, but cold sores and chickenpox are also herpes viruses, something like 90% of the population has had herpes...
RayneSmytson 24
Scabies isn't an STD - it's just easily transmitted due to skin contact. Please do your research.
Rainbow_Princess 16
actually nothing can protect you from herpes
WhatHappenedToIt 22
You do know there's multiple strains of herpes right? I sure hope your not having sex without being properly informed of all STDs and their strains.
hoosierholla 17
Scabies actually is considered an STD/STI
hemiguy14 9
Actually, it's possible to get either kind from kissing, depending on what strain they have. HSV-1 is typically oral, but can be contracted genitally from oral sex with an infected partner. HSV-2 is genital and can be caught orally the same way.
slackerjoe 22
happy that at least when I was a kid I was immune to chickenpox. rather be a 1% but a 10%er is good too then :-$
MRSwick2525 23
What a dirt bag moves on his part. Hopefully you used protection OP. Get to a Doctor as soon as possible to get checked!!!
thawny_fml 21
Depending on state laws and the particular STD you can actually sue him for not indicating it beforehand.
Silver7827 14
Anyone ever wonder if this type of FML was posted by using only part of the conversation? IE: What if afterward the guy said, "jk" but OP thought it would make a great FML anyway?
bcalle 8
No. Just no. That's not something to joke about
oakcrush 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Say, "Sorry I forgot to tell you, I have leprosy. "
1dvs_bstd 41
what?
mds9986 24
Leprosy isn't exactly a subtle disease. If you're having sex and you don't notice skin sores on the arms and legs, you may want to start paying attention more often.
teamkakashi 18
This has nothing to do with the post, but hey there Master Jiraya xD
deathshead 19
and theres kakashi.
Yazoo77 16
Isn't it a crime?
RedPillSucks 33
I think that's only if the std is hiv
KingLewisII 34
unfortunately I don't believe so unless he purposely gave her a life threatening one but that's hard to prove.
joljenni 6
No, though most people think so. Any misinformation about sexual communicable diseases is illegal.
Yazoo77 16
That text is proof.
misskielynt 5
Also herpes.
GeorgiaBea 28
Unfortunately not. The only criminal act is for HIV/AIDS. That is because it is a deadly virus. You could take them to civil court for damages, but even then you have to prove damage.
suosi 21
but our wonderful cops wont gaf...
AhoyCaptian 16
Actually, in the state of Ohio it is illegal to have sex with someone without informing them of having a STI (std).
Hunkapoo 19
not sure, probably depends on where you live, different states and countries have different laws.
devildog562 33
Most of the U.S. Has laws stating if you know your infected and don't inform your partner , then you can be incarcerated. Especially in ones that cause death or pain then the punishment can be even worse . I can't believe how many people on this site are so ignorant to safe sex and transmission of diseases . Lord have mercy!
KingLewisII 34
yeah, but we don't know if it's life threatening plus he can still claim she contacted it from someone else. so her entire sexual history will have to be displayed to prove no one else has it. most people don't want to do that, that's why not to many people are charged for it suing would be her best bet.
mswhatever 18
That text is proof it's from him and not anyone else.
devildog562 33
130# there is ways to tell for some diseases... Plus he told her he "forgot" to tell her . That's damning evidence .
KrDizzy 16
Some people don't even know they're carrying an STD. Sometimes it lays dormant for quite some time. Obviously not the case in this FML, but some people really don't know they have one, so it's hard to press charges on someone if they honestly showed no symptoms and had no idea.
jezka374 15
Coming from a medical field, in Texas it IS a crime to knowingly not tell someone you have a sexually transmitted disease if it is not curable.
bcalle 8
She should tell him she forgot to kick his ass, and then follow through
orsombre_fml 11
He knew it, so it is a crime, depending where he lives.
Derp_Jerpinson 2
@ #50 actually, willful and knowledgeable transmission of HIV is a felony. in my early 20s, i used to work in a courthouse in my home state of NC as a clerk and i dealt with with a man in his 40s who was facing this charge. what made it worse, he was hitting on a waaaaay younger female (the girl was in her mid 20s) in line while waiting to come to my dept as if he didn't know he was sick. some of the things he said i will not repeat. then to top it all off, this douchebag gets a very unnecessarily bad attitude with me after he finds out he missed his court date for some charges and subsequently had a warrant. then he made a HUUUUUUGE mistake and thought i'd let him slide on it after what i had witnessed for 30mins. the mistake: he forgot that first, he had other drug charges and got the dates mixed up (honest mistake which could've been corrected, but he didn't wanna hear any of it. in fact, he insisted that i and my office were responsible for his shenanigans rather than him and/or his attorney) and second, if you're 18+, your info is public record so i wasn't breaking the law when he asked me what the charges that had the warrant were, and i read them out aloud for everyone including that young girl to hear...i've never seen a grown man run away so quickly with their tail between their legs. all the other customers saw the whole thing and then genuinely thanked me for my actions, in particular the young girl. she waited for me to go out on lunch and treated me that day to a free lunch and awesome conversation. we hung out a few times after that, but it didn't take off, but w/e she was a really cool girl
xyris_fml 28
I feel like this needs a follow up. Did you use protection? If not, was the STD he has cured easily? Details, OP. FYL, douchebag move he pulled.
Usernameman123 10
i it was cured easily wouldnt the guy have no more STDs sorry if im stupid
xyris_fml 28
#235, maybe he's lazy/doesn't want to pay to have it cured.
kdonut 19
That sucks OP!! He's an ass for not telling you before or suggesting the use of protection :/
jeff_boles 12
He sucks as a human being. Dump him immediately.
Noledin 23
Yeah right, he "forgot." FYL
Colon_Man 17
Yeah, he "forgot" - "Oh. And I contracted it last week... when I accidentally had sex with my ex."
Noledin 23
"Oh well, now you know."
ohSNAPyall 27
He forgot for two months. Psh.
thatonetribute 31
Just say, "it's okay. I forgot to tell you that I was born as a male."
FlyestBoy 11
This logically makes no sense due to the fact that they have had sex already seeing no penis on her. Even if she was a male that doesn't mean the STD wouldn't spread. Both situations is a lose for OP.
Miss_Whipped 43
I believe #11 was hinting at the possibility of a sex change.
thatonetribute 31
No, I was just joking. Trying to think of a way to get back at him. OP should just dump the jerk.
MandieL 27
I think a lot of guys would be disturbed if they found out they had sex with a former male.
SPN_lover666 27
That is why you refuse sex until both of you have an STD test and pass
midnightm16 24
I don't know why you're being down voted. I agree with you. You're going to take a gamble with your health just because you're horny? Condoms don't stop every STD.
randomcritic 14
Good idea, but the test might not detect one that shows up later.