Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
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horne2 9
Well, that's awkward.
J_Kertz 14
"Mom! Dad! Guess What!"
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Comments (122)
MysticMonkey 9
How did you manage to get ******, with him crying at the same time?
steffidallasbfl 16
That's awkward.
glitterkuro 18
FYL, to both you and the guy. For some people, sex can be a traumatic and unpleasant experience. I'm not going to laugh or insult somebody who finds something upsetting. Maybe he wasn't ready or maybe sex isn't for him, full stop. That's okay too, and it's a shame society puts so much pressure on people to have to have sex. Especially men, where if they don't want to have sex or have a lower sex drive it's seen as them having something wrong with them. (It also sucks that society shames people who have sex 'too much' or 'wrong' by its standards too. Basically, there's only a certain type of sex seen as acceptable and I very much doubt most people actually fall into that.)
thisisnnotcool 4
Why would you continue having sex with someone who was crying the whole time???? Why wouldn't you stop and ask if he was okay (which from your FML, he clearly wasn't)???? *facepalm*
RedPillSucks 33
She was on the bottom and couldn't get him off, literally and figuratively.
INDYSTRUCTABLE 43
and what exactly do you say to your parents after that ?! how awkward
ahh_rats 15
How manly is he lol
Wraith09 15
For his first time, maybe the clamps shouldn't have been so tight....
NightHawk387 22
Those had better be tears of joy, ************.
chris4u2nv5 19
Sounds like someone wasn't ready to play grown-up.
skyeyez9 25
The crying was either a result of childhood sexual abuse, or creepy overbearing parents who brainwashed him by repeatedly saying having sex will condemn him to hell.