noobsatin

Mr around the corner, U.S. of A.

onye 11 July 2017, 01:53

Today, someone called wanting to talk to my son. My 6-week-old baby is receiving more phone calls than I am. FML

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BadLuck 27 October 2013, 14:30 Milwaukee, United States

Today, I went to the doctor to see why my walking pneumonia wasn't getting any better. It had. I've just somehow managed to also contract mono... while sitting home, alone. FML

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