Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. It was also the first time he'd ever had sex. How could I tell? He cried all the way through, and called his parents right after. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had sex with my boyfriend for the first time. After he'd repeatedly told me not to worry about bleeding, and reassuring me that he'd take care of me, he passed out halfway through. FML
Today, I lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It lasted about 20 seconds, and he cried during it. I later heard him telling his friends he'd given me a "damn good pounding" and "made her cum 3 times". I wish. FML
Today, after making love to my boyfriend for the first time, he shook my hand and said, "Good job." FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, I had sex for the first time with my boyfriend. It was his first time too. While in bed, he blankly stopped and stood up and got out a piece of paper from his pocket. Turns out he'd written instructions on what to do while in bed, and forgot what he had to do next. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. Afterwards, he said he was in love with me and that he wants to be with me forever. It was also at this time I realised that I can't stand him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time in our relationship and it was great. He drove me back to my house and walked me to the door, then instead of kissing me goodbye he patted me on the back. Twice. FML
Today, my boyfriend of a month and I had sex for the first time. We started in the shower and then moved to his bedroom. He then feel asleep when I was on top. FML
Today, I finally had sex with my boyfriend. I had never gotten so far with a guy, so I was really nervous. He was careful, we tried different positions, "it was fun" and he came. I barely felt anything. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML
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horne2 9
Well, that's awkward.
J_Kertz 14
"Mom! Dad! Guess What!"
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Comments (122)
upallnight11 19
Are you sure you didn't rape him or something?
aviet13 1
Someones beem listening to a little to much lonely island.. Haha
The_Tenth_Doctor 14
Well i am never going to have sex so i am good.
Erudito_fml 9
"I just had sex And it felt so good A woman let me put my penis inside of her I just had se-ay-ee-ex And I'll never go back (Never go back) To the not-havin'-sex ways of the past" ...
FemskyD 26
Not a big turn on :) guess that was The last time?
edanielleh 21
Does he have a history of some type of abuse? Because otherwise i would dump a guy who had such a weird response. But perhaps he has a good reason to find it a traumatic experience
fucMyLifeSoHard 18
Or maybe he was crying because it was his first time and maybe he didn't know what to do.
griffy14 9
Or it's possible he felt pressured into?
JAKASS200 5
What did he do next? Go to church and confess
cutiepie292929 18
Maybe he is gay
steffidallasbfl 16
37. How does crying during sex make someone gay
perdix 31
Wouldn't it be funny if it were the 23rd time he had sex, each time crying and phoning home?
TisAPenguin 16
All the way through? The second I saw tears I would have stopped and asked wtf was wrong!
RedPillSucks 33
Maybe she thought that's what's suppose to happen? It's her first time too...