Today, after taking care not to hurt myself during my workout, I injured my shoulder extricating myself from my sports bra. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I dislocated my collarbone while trying remove my bra without taking off my shirt. FML
Today, I went to the gym to try to get into shape. I pulled a muscle taking my sweater off in the locker room. FML
Today, I decided to get in shape for swimsuit season, so I went to the gym. I tried to lift a barbell up and over my head, which was fine, until I dropped it. Exercise earned me a concussion and a neck brace. FML
You OK, bro?
Today, at the gym I loaded way too much weight on the bench press. Halfway through my set, I got stuck with the bar on my chest, squealing like a squeezed rubber duck until a stranger rescued me. FML
Fake it til you make it
Today, I sprained an arm muscle while pretending to lift weights. FML
Feeling real worked out
Today, the lights went out at the gym while I was holding a heavy bar. I tried to put it back on the rack, missed, and dropped it on my toe. Then, as I was limping around in pain, I hit my head on one of the other bars on a rack at head height. FML
Today, in my self-defense class, we did an attack simulation. As I began to hit my attacker, my fist hit the top of his helmet, dislocating my shoulder. I then spent the next hour in the ER sobbing until it was popped back in. I need to learn to defend myself against myself. FML
Get some rest
Today, I dislocated my shoulder doing a really big stretch when I woke up. After the doctor relocated it, my dad told me I still had to do my chores. No excuses. FML
Today, after months of hardcore training, free of injuries, I pinched a nerve in my neck while putting on a swimsuit to lie in the sun doing nothing. FML
Ready for anything
Today, I had a date with an amazing girl so in the shower I wanted to make sure I was extra clean. With the soaped up shower puff in hand I tried to get as much of my back as I could which led to me pushing too far and dislocating my shoulder. FML
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alycion 39
Some of those things are puzzles. That’s what parents should be making their teen daughters wear. By the time they figure it out, the mood would be killed and it’d be time for curfew.
manb91gb 15
So much for 'supportware' eh?
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manb91gb 15
So much for 'supportware' eh?
alycion 39
Some of those things are puzzles. That’s what parents should be making their teen daughters wear. By the time they figure it out, the mood would be killed and it’d be time for curfew.
Dorothy Horsman 8
buy the right size. get measured, it should not be a feat to get out of the bra. as someone who works out a lot and wears tight clothes for my job, this shows me you go a size under to be smaller sounding...
kbrightness22 10
I have done the exact same thing before. totally sucks