skyhigh
United States
Today, I discovered my parents have spent my college fund because "2012 will happen" before I graduate. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
noeducation
Canada
Today, I found out why my parents have been trying to convince me not to go to college this year. I also found out where the $20,000 they just spent on landscaping came from. My college fund. Which is now $0. FML
Anonymous
Today, I asked my parents if I had a college fund because I will be going to university in two years. They laughed. FML
Basil
Contoocook, United States
Is that even legal?
Today, I discovered that my mom got my college fund in the divorce. I will never see that money again and now I can’t afford a four year school. FML
armenta427
United States
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Me
United States
Poof, gone!
Today, I found out that my parents used all of the college money I have been saving up for 8 years to buy a beach house. The reason they waited until now to tell me? A tree fell on it, and they need more money for repairs. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2020 but it's good stuff
Boozehound
Today, after being accepted into the college of my dreams, I found out that my mom has spent all my college savings on alcohol over the years, and she says that it's my fault for not "helping her get help." FML
ExtemelyBroke
United States
Thievery
Today, I checked my bank account that I've been saving money in since I was a kid for college. I have $100 left out of the $10,000 I had last month. Apparently my parents thought buying a pool and an HDTV for themselves was more important than my college education. FML
future burger flipper
Whitewater, United States
Today, my parents blew my entire college fund in their quest to finish building their replica Hobbit house in our back yard. FML
Anonymous
Pump and dump
Today, I learned that my dad invested my entire college fund into some shady internet stock, despite my dire warnings about being careful. He told me not to worry as he'd done some research, and he guaranteed everything would be fine. Two hours later that same stock dropped almost 75%. FML
FuckedOver
Houston, United States
Today, I found out my mom took around $2,500 from my savings account to pay off my sister's college tuition. She recently flunked out of her studies and won't be returning to college anyway. FML
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Ray_of_midnight 23
Just remember, you get to pick their nursing home.
MacdaddyMaddy 0
pay them back by burning their cars to ashes, "2012 will happen soon, we need too save money on gas so I can go to college."
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Passant_fml 3
that's right don't be selfish
babyyappld 7
ops parents are retards
TheRealFamilyGuy 5
or maybe we are the retards 0_o... just in case imma go buy me a dune buggy
Zesty697 0
this is a DEVESTATING situation
DudeImBetter 0
All that's going to happen in 2012 is that in the London olympics there is going to be a fake alien invasion. Big deal.
Po1ntBlank 0
air force
ryanchew3 0
that is totally shit.
gntfmlingnow 12
Sell all their stuff on the black market and say they won't need it after 2012
lexa1love 16
Hmmm. I wonder how they feel today? (1/1/13) Not so good I would imagine.
lolfood 24
It didn't :D
keegs666 0
Wow, seriously? FYL
Mortanious 0
Damn you've got some stupid patents there, I feel for you. A few dead birds and fish and everybody loses their minds!
keegs666 0
Those silly patents..
akd1v 0
his patents are stupid! I agree
Nyc__Princess 0
what the hell was up with that anyway ? I find it pretty bizzar
Donkeydick360 0
Bizarre* ... Yes I'm a dick.
MacdaddyMaddy 0
pay them back by burning their cars to ashes, "2012 will happen soon, we need too save money on gas so I can go to college."
violetsweety 26
Lmao!!! xD
ericaaaaa 0
better yet sell their cars
Ray_of_midnight 23
Just remember, you get to pick their nursing home.
macskapingvin 0
Well, the Mayans decided that the world would end before you decided you wanted to go to college. Don't blame them for your late timing. If you're going to complain that you can't go to college before the end of the world, maybe you should have been born earlier!
Bekll 31
The Mayans never predicted the world would end. They predicted a transition into a new epoch.
underguarded 20
Exactly. You ask the millions if Mayan people who are still around today and they tell you it does NOT predict the world ending.
macskapingvin 0
No, the world is definitely ending! The internet told me!
mightymart 5
idiots.. the Mayans just didnt fo a calender that went forever, of course nobody tought of that, yall need your daily dose of drama.. people are going apeshit with all that 2012 Stuff, send them on a deserted Island and drop a freakin A-bomb on them, they Will have their dramatic ending and we wont hear about the freakin end of the world in and day out
GetaLifePlease 0
they probably ran out of room on the giant rock of a calendar
probablytrouble 0
Here: go to www.google.com and search SARCASM. Lighten the hell up
CoonAndFriends 0
The penguin speaks again.
Bludmagnus 13
Anyone on here who believes that 2012 crap deserves to a good old fashioned Monty Python "boot to the head". That is right up there with Scientology, the "secret lineage of Christ", and gender superiority as some of the greatest hoaxes of the world. Your parents need help.. and soon.
SpeechQween94 14
Ask yourself one question: Would you want to make a calendar that went on forever or would you eventually not be able to make it anymore because it is humanly impossible to do that?
obxgal13 0
2012 isn't gonna happen! the guy got the calculations wrong! It was supposed to end 60 yrs ago!
ShadyFTW1 0
Who the **** is "the guy"?
obxgal13 0
the Mayan!!
xfallenstarx 0
The Maya were/are a Mesoamerican civilization... not just some guy who spouted off about the end of the world...
piemasterp 8
I thought it happened november of 08...
birdofparadise 16
Thank you! Yeah, he forgot the Leap Years.
atalia831 0
whoever was decoding the Mayan calendar, completely messed it up. the world was supposed to end years ago, according to the Mayans.
SomePinkTape 0
um obxgal13 2012 is going to happen. I hate to burst your bubble, but it's going to happen the day after December 31, 2011. duhhh
jrsgreenfire257 0
TRUE
obxgal13 0
haha I meant 12/12/12! I like ur joke!
zoraman5 3
21/12/2012 (or for Americans: 12/21/2012)*
anna259831 0
yep the world ain't endemic shut up stupid ppl who want to die
ilikegummybears 0
yup she rite
Midget9 0
Well apparently the world is supposed to end every few years, we remember y2k right?v And the mayans had to end somewhere right? I can see them now "My hands getting tired, I think I'll stop here. I won't live this long anyway and nows as good of a time as ever for this dang calendar to end "
Lolzasaur1337 0
i agree, just cause the Mayan calendar ends in 2012 doesn't mean the world will end, the calendar on my wall ends dec 31 2010 and guess what life goes on, no one should rely on a calendar to predict stuff, the mayans were just too lazy to put 2013- in it
ruhrae 0
THANK YOU! omg I've been trying to tell people that! the world won't end people.
Dandukas 0
nothing is supposed to end any time... it's bizzare as it is that they even made the calendar to 2012... and all translation is doubtful, how can someone claim to know what they meant by pictures, when we still get lost in translation with the languages that exist today... and the whole believing that ancient civilization knew something true about the world that we don't know it's just stupid... why people so easily believe all mystic and magic things ?
anna259831 0
yep the world ain't endemic shut up stupid ppl who want to die
SomePinkTape 0
it will end. no one knows when. but it's inevitable.
forza_italia88 2
does it matter when the date is? its not gonna happen anyway
GeekGnome 0
txt me
SpeechQween94 14
And it was supposed to end a couple of weeks ago. And a few years ago. And so many other times people have predicted but none are correct. Only God knows when the world will end!
iPsycho 4
Lol nope
underguarded 20
Wow your parents are dumb. Get a job and get your own college fund
starile 20
That's not so easy for someone who is going through college full time. They have living expenses, bro.
geminiwings87 0
you are dumb... you are really dumb... so dumb... lol rapist!
Qluz 3
omg 2012!! lets all get crazy and run around naked
mkrone 0
I was doing that already!
ImNotAnAngel 0
It's worth a try..
GetaLifePlease 0
Qluz I like how you think
Nadinek98 0
lol for sure!
pennies_lane 6
like we need an excuse
rockarolln89 0
Wow... I'm not even gonna make one of my usual wisecracks... Just... Wow...
UpsidedownKayak 9
usual wisecracks? what wisecracks? I have read any of you wisecracks.
Sentinel41 0
47- wow, that quip fell apart quicker than the Challenger space shuttle. Learn to spell and conjugate.
SomePinkTape 0
I've never even seen you on here before now.
Primus_fml 0
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