Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
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Top comments
CalebLawrence 25
If she doesn't believe you, she's not worth it.
JpTheGreat23 19
She obviously doesn't deserve you then.
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Comments (79)
igg125 30
We are pigs.
UnluckyHoax 16
I always hated that saying (Men are pigs), there are loyal guys out there you know, including OP.
anonymuse_fml 31
Not to mention, a lot of women who also cheat or engage in the same behaviors that get men labeled as pigs.
ssnow_fml 20
People are so naive and stupid. They believe anything people tell them.
Youtube_Troll 12
I hate women with ideas to always play the victim card. It ruins many relations from jealous lies and makes nice guys look bad
brenton490 19
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Could be worse though. At least she didn't tell you"if I can't have you no body can"...
ourtneyc 14
it's gonna be a hard hole to dig yourself out of but I hope you can clear up the situation. She really doesn't deserve you if she won't even try and talk it out with you though. Sorry OP
JustSomeBroad 24
Perhaps she's been cheated on in the past and had a "war flashback" style meltdown, but it doesn't excuse her reaction. She should've spoken to you about it. I'm sorry you're going through that. It's up to you to decide if the relationship is worth salvaging, but I feel you should end things now, don't even try to clear your name. If she wants to continue assuming you cheated, that's on her, but you shouldn't have to spend the rest of the relationship walking on eggshells so you don't set her off again.
Axel5238 29
Had an ex that did this because she didn't understand my job was about 45 min-an hour from were I used to live and thought everything was a sign scratches on my back from trying to squeeze through pallets left by we hang our coats and other things She flipped she almost slammed my arm in the door and didn't care. She threatened to bring someone to my place to sleep with them
Suffolk_yourself 8
I'm with you #24. A lot of people think that if they are the one pointing the finger, then nobodies probably looking at them
allforfun 23
With people like this you spend your entire relationship on eggshells. Trust me.
nwwaverider 14
Most of the time the person that cheats deals with the guilt by accusing the person they cheated on..
Redmond64 16
A good partner would've believe you
WOTAN1488 24
Sounds like something a teenager would do and/or someone who's been waiting for such an opportunity. Have her eat a bag of livers
LyricaSilvan 30
Agreed. I've had friends who did similar things; they would pretend everything was fine and then proceed to blow up about the smallest of issues and then never speak to me again over it. In my experience, it isn't worth getting upset over. If they were willing to be sneaky about it instead of talking things out, they aren't worth the emotion or time.