Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, my best friends became friends with my ex-girlfriend, saying she was really nice. I found this to be an awful lot of BS because my ex didn't even like me, and liked someone else while dating me. That was an arsehole move. My friends all became friendly with her, disregarding my presence, and saying she's "so nice." FML
Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML
Today, my supposed "best friend" started going out with the girl I'd just split up with, immediately after she said she wanted to see other people. FML
Today, my girl bestie, who I secretly have a crush on, sent me a screenshot of my girlfriend tagging me on a Facebook post, saying, “So when were you planning on telling me you have a girlfriend?” I fucking told my girlfriend not to tag me on shit in social media but she did it anyway. Now my bestie won’t talk to me. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend about a huge fight I had with my female best friend. This friend no longer wants anything to do with me, and I was obviously upset about it. Instead of being supportive, all my girlfriend said was, "Well maybe now you'll shut the fuck up about her for once." FML
Today, I discovered that my best friend of 3 years has me in her phone as "Stupid Bitch". FML
Today, my best friend is mad at me for "letting my paranoia ruin her relationship." I've been telling her for months now that I don't trust her boyfriend's female best friend, but she never listened to me. Guess who I caught in bed together a few hours ago while my best friend was at work? FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
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Termites 15
"Post liked by ex-best friend"
snufflebubble 13
Talk about lack of context. I would call her out on it - she will end up looking ridiculous.
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Termites 15
"Post liked by ex-best friend"
hryffff 11
He should have told them that she cheated! He wouldn't seem like a complete douche then!
asnakelovinbabe 16
A lot of FML's about BJ's lately too. Sex and relationships is something that pretty much all people have in common, and something that we all experience FML moments with sooner or later and a lot of them are relatable. We as humans are driven by sex. Even if some of it is subconscious, sex, or the possibility of sex, or the lack of sex, or the fantasy of sex drives much of what we do, talk about, and think about whether we like to admit it or not.
Lasagnaa 24
******* bitch.
v1kt4r 13
Facebook post When its ok to call your ex- girl friend a ******* bitch. When you find out she's been ******* your best friend for the last year 100+ likes
BlinkandRHCP 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I know it's hard in times of extreme hurt, but you should always try to be the better/bigger person. That way you can walk away proudly knowing you didn't stoop anywhere near her level, and you will have nothing she can pin on you.
cupcakechick 17
right so everyone can think op is a dick, that sounds like a great plan
lilhellian 27
Personally I'd rather give people a good reason to rage at me than just a phrase..
BlinkandRHCP 7
I was more referring to before all of this happened. He shouldn't have called her a bitch, but walked away and be the bigger person. That way the only thing that would be true if people found out would be her cheating.
Ameel_fml 19
It's pretty hard to be the bigger person when everybody around you thinks you're an asshole. I think OP has every right to set the record straight on Facebook. Because as it stands, everyone thinks he's an asshole anyway.
lexi365 20
Real life doesn't work that way, unfortunately....
daringtoride 27
I'm not sure if this is true or not, but when I read this, I thought perhaps OP said it in a heat of the moment kind of thing, leaving very little time for OP to be the bigger person. Now whether he regretted it or not... *shrugs* She DOES sound like a bitch to me.
summerguy97 16
Screw that! Revenge and cursing is way better!
zen1979 16
Who cares what the masses of Facebook think?
evilplatypus 39
38 - All he did was call her a name; she had a long, drawn-out affair. He definitely IS still the bigger man here.
miketopgunmike1 25
Many people care, seeing as how normal people have there real life friends on Facebook......
snufflebubble 13
Talk about lack of context. I would call her out on it - she will end up looking ridiculous.
Pstraka6 20
I agree, it is also ashame that your friends don't look st both ends of the spectrum. I say you post a status mentioning she failing to point out thay she cheated on you.
chlorinegreen 27
I would put the record straight only if someone were to ask about the situation. If he were to write a post on Facebook I would think it would start a full out dramatic war. Just let the immature gossipers talk and walk away with your head held high. Just know that you're not in the wrong in this situation, she is.
clemsi 20
^ agreed...Facebook so does not need another soap opera status war.
snufflebubble 13
Whilst I agree with #72 in theory, I think that it is completely unfair for him to have to take the fall out for something he shouldn't be held accountable for. Even though he did call her a '******* bitch' it was in the heat of the moment and if she's going to air her laundry than he has every right to set the record straight. If he writes a status like "My **** of an ex was ******* my best friend - dirty *****" than that is not the way to handle it. If however, he writes something like "Some of you may have noticed what my ex said about me on Facebook, I will admit that I said that, but only after finding out she had cheated on me, so I was quite upset" or something along those lines, than I think it's okay. It all comes down to how you handle it.
clemsi 20
91 You are assuming that A: OP would post something that rational and B: that OP has the common sense to post it in that way. This may be an overgeneralization but, I find the people that use Facebook to have arguments with their status updates or air dirty laundry have neither.
rawr_ily96 24
Get the guy to explain if he's willing to. If not, find proof. Expose her for the bitch she is.
not_a_robot 15
No guy that I know would willingly agree to post on Facebook that he helped to ruin a relationship by sleeping with one of it's members.
lilhellian 27
Feel free to mention that part on fb...
XxKillerStormXx 13
Haha yea
CookiexJar 17
Hopefully your friends will believe you, before you lose them too.. Good luck OP!
sotheresthisgirl 8
I don't think he "lost her". Lost implies need or wants to be found. Would you want her back? I wouldn't.
kasfire 16
i feel like if you can explain it to the mutual friends then do it. otherwise it wont end well
lizzy_babyy 9
What a ******* bitch indeed.
cupcakechick 17
your ex is the ******* bitch, I hate people like her, they are nothing but attention ******
TheElBurrrito 21
Did he yell out that he took her virginity as well?
chisty87 16
Hahaha I was just about to write that