Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
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Top comments
CalebLawrence 25
If she doesn't believe you, she's not worth it.
JpTheGreat23 19
She obviously doesn't deserve you then.
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Comments (79)
LyricaSilvan 30
You can do better; someone who would at least have the courtesy to ask about it would be better.
FemskyD 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
sorry cant really empathise, lame to cheat on your gf. the Facebook facade wasn't necessary but hey, consequences
Thorn9000 17
What are you trying to say?? Consequences for what?
LyricaSilvan 30
He said he didn't. And regardless, his girlfriend should have at least talked to him about it instead of assuming whoever told her he did was right.
Sayeret_Matkal 18
But he didn't cheat.
brocho 26
He didn't cheat on her though, he said he's never cheated in his life. Did you read the FML?
anorak_fml 6
27 can you read? How stupid are you???
neuronerd 29
I feel your pain. An ex broke up with me, because his friend told him I was cheating, and apparently, the fact that I'm friends with a lot of guys proved it. I was 100% faithful. On the bright side, he did realize his friend was lying and he wanted to get back together, but by that time, I had lost any feelings for him. Hopefully, things work out for you in the best way possible.
corky1992 33
She sounds immature. You don't want to be with someone who talks about your problems on social media instead of discussing them with you anyways. I hate when people do that. Talk to each other. Not social media.
why57why 21
I know the feel man I broke up with someone she went on a rant on Facebook then all of her friends kept sending me death threats
HoobidibooFox 11
How bad was the breakup speech?? "It's not me, it's you."?
moodyreallyrocks 27
Very immature of her OP! Move on and hopefully your name gets cleared..
unfuqnreal 15
Try finding a woman thats not on facebook least youll have a great start together
RetroGameNinja 7
Meh, if she's just gonna act like that in this type of situation without talking to you first then you're probably better off just leaving her. Just imagine how she'll act if something more serious happens. Also who still uses Facebook anymore?
yerawizardlizzy 27
What do you mean, who still uses Facebook? A ton of people! There are hundreds of millions active users.
brocho 26
Wow, that is extremely immature of her to go straight to Facebook and air out her dirty laundry for all of her friends and family to see (and probably a lot of yours too) instead of acting like a responsible adult and discussing it in private with you without getting everyone else involved. I hate when people air their dirty laundry on Facebook like that. It's not much different from going on Jerry Springer if you ask me.
ThuNDeY 23
So comment on it. Admit to the fact that you did in fact do the terrible act of being faithful.