Today, I discovered that the "hot, slutty, woman" my roommate has been dating is my mom. FML
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Today, I was eating at KFC when my roommate unexpectedly showed up. He asked me who I was there with, and I told him I was on a sexy date with his mom. Just then a woman 5 feet away turned around and gave me a disgusted look. Guess whose mom was in town visiting for the weekend? FML
Today, my flatmate moved in with me. Unfortunately, unbeknownst to me, so did her mother. FML
Today, I woke up to the sound of someone having sex in the room next to me. I don't have a roommate. Turns out my mom thought I was out of town and used her extra key to bring a guy over for sex. FML
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marcranger 29
The answer to the question in your username is yes.
extrasnipes 22
I hope you found out when he introduced you and not at night...
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marcranger 29
The answer to the question in your username is yes.
extrasnipes 22
I hope you found out when he introduced you and not at night...
JETarchitect 32
I agree, but I'm sure he heard stories that he wishes he could unhear
UnicornWaffles 23
I need to know, does your roommate know she's your mom and does your mom know (s)he's your roommate?
lilmisstif 21
What. The. ****.
thejonac 21
well... at least your mum won't have to introduce you to her new husband? seriously though, OP, if you're not comfortable with their relationship you should voice out before shit gets heavy between those two.
flyingflies 36
So they should give up their relationship just because OP, supposedly an adult, can't handle it?
ham_spam 17
No the parent shouldn't be dating someone around her child's age anyway
aspecialspecial 21
@9 A good parent values their child over anything else.
JayGatsby 25
#9, It's still good for OP to let them know how he feels. At the end of the day, it's their relationship, but OP's comfort might play a role in they're relationship so it's worth telling them.
Nyattack 14
Oh come on #16, sure, but an adult and independent child shouldn't have much of a say in their parent's relationships, they can voice their opinion for sure, but some people are too bratty... (then again I doubt that one will last with the way the roommate talks about her...)
Moskaaa7 26
The more you know.
A1NoSauce 17
This sounds like an episode in a sitcom
krazy789 28
Well now you know he's a ************
vegas_jose 18
Only way to get back at him is to bang his mother and then mention in passing how much of a freak she is.
interesting33 37
Wait so he was telling you about her without saying she was your Mum?
whatsausername7 16
That's what the text implies if you read it
cho_bee 9
I'd call that a double date.
DashPlays 18
Every 12 year old Call of Duty players dream