Today, my boss fired me, saying he’d had a lot of patience with me, but now the time had come to part. Funny, a few months ago he told me that he had to have a lot of patience with each of my coworkers when they started, but that I was the only one who grasped it all right from the start. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
Today, I got in an argument with my boss and I dared him to fire me because he has always said he couldn’t run the shop without me. Turns out he was just being nice all this time, my job could in fact be done by his 14 year-old niece with no training in two thirds the time. Yes, he fired me. FML
Today, after a month at my new job, my boss fired me because I didn't have enough experience. She hired me with full knowledge of this fact. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, my boss called me into his office. After yelling and firing me, his assistant comes in telling him he had mistaken me for someone else. He did not give me my job back, as he claimed it would make an awkward work environment. FML
Today, I was let go at work. About 2 years ago, we had hired an eager-to-learn "assistant" for me. When they canned me, they let me know that I should've trained him faster so I could've been fired sooner. FML
Today, my boss made sure to do one last thing before he retired. Fire me. FML
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
Today, I got fired from my job because my boss thinks that me doing everything he says makes me untrustworthy. FML
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hdisnfjs91 21
If he is that kind of person it wouldn’t surprise me if he said the same thing to each of your coworkers.
spinningrecords 14
Apparently he has no patience
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Comments (5)
hdisnfjs91 21
If he is that kind of person it wouldn’t surprise me if he said the same thing to each of your coworkers.
spinningrecords 14
Apparently he has no patience
RichardPencil 32
Maybe you didn't keep grasping it enough. Sounds like your boss is expecting frequent handjobs.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
He was obviously hinting that he doesn't want you grasping it all and lost patience with you not being useless like your co-workers. And eventually he lost patience with not having to be patient.
HayNow 11
Sounds like he may feel that you could possibly take his job.