Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
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Top comments
CalebLawrence 25
If she doesn't believe you, she's not worth it.
JpTheGreat23 19
She obviously doesn't deserve you then.
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saffy66 34
My son had this experience recently. Except that it was her accusing him of cheating, not someone else telling her. It was all a big show to take the focus off her dumping him for her violent ex. She did the big Facebook tell all shame thing too. So I'm always suspicious when someone goes to social media straight up to publicise what should be private anyway, without verifying facts. It seems it can just be to cover up what they've done, or are about to do.
militarybrat 21
Don't need someone who doesn't ask you for the truth. Personal thing, someone told me she had a baby by my boyfriend. I confronted him about it. He was still a virgin. We are married now. You ASK people and TRUST.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Just wait, sooner or later, she's gonna start complaining about being single and questioning why she's single.
moniculkin 19
That's why I don't like using Fb much. All I see is drama.
LFrodriguez9 14
Buy her a trampoline since she likes so much to jump to conclusions.
scottishoatmeal 22
I hate when people turn to social media and write horrible things about a person. It's so immature. Hope you get things sorted OP.
d3vil666 6
Typical women always trying to find the bad in ppl this is why I'm done with human companionship
chosha_fml 27
I hope you commented on the post with something like, 'first I've heard of it. If you'd talked to me before posting I might have had a chance to tell you it's not true.'
takren 2
Doesn't sound like the kind of person who'd believe you anyways if you discussed it.
proudspanishgirl 10
She should to talk with you first so bad girlfriend