Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me over Facebook. Unfortunately, she "accidentally" posted it on my wall instead of sending me a message, so the whole world could see it. My mom liked her post. FML
Today, I rang my girlfriend to make sure she made it home alright. She told me to check my Facebook. Nothing was different so I hit refresh. We were no longer in a relationship. I got dumped via Facebook whilst on the phone to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She later put on Facebook that, "Today was a great day!" FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend at her mom's birthday party, in front of her whole family. They even got it on video. FML
Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML
Today, my girlfriend threatened to break up with me because I don't like her Facebook statuses enough. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me by putting a Post-it note on my locker that said, "Consider yourself dumped." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me via Facebook. I cared more about the spelling mistakes he made than the actual message. FML
Today, I recently broke up with a girl I care greatly about to spare her having to deal with my mental health issues. Facebook keeps updating me with everything she does. FML
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Top comments
Malachi Malachi 4
she's childish . your better off without her. find a adult women to be with . if that makes sense
samomaha 17
Don't bnother with talking to her about it, she won't care other than she is trying to get a rise out of you. Just report her harassment to FB and let them take care of it.
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Comments (6)
Malachi Malachi 4
she's childish . your better off without her. find a adult women to be with . if that makes sense
RichardPencil 32
You ought to make her take that crap down because that could ruin your chances with her friends, sisters, cousins or mom.
Brightside86 31
It's tough out there. Some relationships are more about the learning process than they are the end game. Hopefully you walked away better for having this experience.
giraffe_poop 8
Sometimes the bullshit on fb can lead to grave issues in your social life. Tell her to stop now, she's done enough damage, she can move on with her life without ******* up yours.
samomaha 17
Don't bnother with talking to her about it, she won't care other than she is trying to get a rise out of you. Just report her harassment to FB and let them take care of it.