Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Sneaky
Today, my boyfriend of two years logged into my Facebook account and broke up with himself. He is now receiving loads of sympathy, while I'm being accused of lying about it to save my reputation. FML
Social media drama
Today, I saw my boyfriend took me off his relationship status on Facebook. He just left “In a relationship” blank. This came after he added some girl. When I confronted him about it, he screamed at me to the point of tears, and told me to stop worrying about stupid shit. Apparently, I also ruined his day. FML
Snoopy
Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML
Today, my boyfriend preferred to delete his account than admit we are in a relationship on Facebook. FML
Today, I apologized to my boyfriend for thinking he was cheating on me right before another girl posted pictures of them together on her myspace. FML
Wrong way round
Today, I confronted my boyfriend after I found him cheating on me with my best friend. It ended up with me apologising for spying on him. FML
Shady
Today, my boyfriend blocked me on Facebook. He said he's restricting it to only close family and cousins. He doesn't understand why I'm upset. FML
Ant life
Today, my boyfriend accused me of cheating on him and talking to other guys in a Facebook group that’s literally called, "A group where we all pretend to be ants in a colony." When I showed him what it really was, he dumped me for participating in something he said was so stupid. FML
Butterfly
Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to being in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me because his iPod app said I was cheating. FML
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jerseystreetking 0
and you're with him because?
saviisneat 0
he forced you to say sorry? do you have no free will or backbone? you deserve it. my ex did this to me and I dumped his ass right then. that's a bad sign and you should get out before anything else happens. controlling you is NOT healthy. wow
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jerseystreetking 0
and you're with him because?
Nice_but_Unlucky 0
because she's an idiot
saviisneat 0
he forced you to say sorry? do you have no free will or backbone? you deserve it. my ex did this to me and I dumped his ass right then. that's a bad sign and you should get out before anything else happens. controlling you is NOT healthy. wow
jerseystreetking 0
and you replied to my comment because???
ReyEr9412 0
The OP is clearly a doormat. Unless he waterboarded you, then you weren't forced to say sorry. Just dump him and delete your facebook. Two useless things will be out of your life.
woofis 0
it's the new way of commenting, replying to the first comment I do it too.
XxKeLs3yxX 0
because you were asking a question. why else would she reply to ur question? put 2 and 2 together.
heyred 11
I disagree with dumping FB, but everything else is spot on.
jazziue 0
a guy shouldn't force you to do anything
adriana012 0
WTF! And why are you still with this douche?A boyfriend like that would drive me NUTS!
cocopuff96 0
jerk... dump him.... well I would..
AndreaHaha 0
jee weird much? I think he's having trust issues maybe from a relationship before.. I don't think you should say sorry you did nothin wrong.
cgysoccerfreak 0
dump his black ass
mfmylifesrsly 30
OP dumb him it's never good to be with an insecure guy.
jerseystreetking 0
rhetorical question, and are you the OP?!? didnt think so
DerangedFox 0
jerseystreetking, it's useless to bitch at people for replying to your comment. It's going to happen whether you like it or not.
Blue_Coconuts 7
I'M REPLYING TO YOUR POST WITH NO REAL INPUT TO WHAT YOU OR THE FML SAID JUST TO BE UP TOP.
strandedinalimo 0
Agreed. Are you trying to beat the a-hole bf in the other FML post where he made her put his clothes on or something?
brieanna101 0
controlinggh
Shokz992 0
jerseystreetking equals fail. Good day.
jaylynnlakebum 0
Your with this guy, why? Have a backbone, if he's like this now it's only gonna get worse, since you let him get away with it this time.. stand up for yourself woman!
karl_t 3
*snrk* Sorry, I'm now thinking of It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
BoBandy 0
win
sam411411 0
103 wins and I'm black lol
paigeatsflesh 11
YDI for giving him your password!^-^
beccaishereyay 11
ydi if you actually said sorry.
jerseystreetking 0
shokz992 equals a d!cksucker
toute_petite 0
noooooo I actually find it cute that he deletes the guys..that means he feels jealous and wants u all 4 himself! but apologizing..I don't know, u should talk about it. and yea, log in his fb and delete all the chicks ; )
xhalighx 0
toute_petite - So you're one of those women that isn't allowed to go out of the kitchen without permission, gets beat for looking at the waiter at the restaurant, and thinks it's all cute, amirite? You're mental.
TheRipper_fml 0
#224, how the hell did you come up with all that from her thinking his jealousy is cute? It's funny how if anyone doesn't feel the same about the situation as you people do, they're automatically submissive women who get beaten and enslaved by their boyfriends.
jessi_ld 2
holy shortz that's what my ex did when we were dating and he deleted all my guy family members cuz I lost all my guy friends when we got together
xoconnie 8
break up with him duh. also, change ur password. ur not supposed to give your password to anyone! didnt ur school counselors teach you that!!!!NEVER....EVER......TRUST ANYONE!!!!! dun dun dunnnnnnn!!!!!!!
bezach 0
facebook is no big deal so idc lol
TrekkieGirl 0
Ridiculous! OP, you're an idiot if he's still your boyfriend. FYL for being so spineless and letting someone "force" you into apologizing.
larenite 0
stop being a jerk
dance_till_dawn 0
Coledes19? She's a dumb bitch ****? Ummm... why? You are a douche!
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
#240, if you seriously don't think that there's a problem with the OP's psycho boyfriend, you are probably just as controlling and crazy as him.
topherweaver 0
ydi for planning to cheat in him hahaha he can tell
dorktastic09 0
agreed. that's incredibly stupid that you would even submit when he is the one on a psychotic rampage.
EdmGirl 2
Toute_petite, c'est con, ça! Un peu de jalousie c'est cute, mais ici... And OP, dump this guy's ass before they find yours, dead in a ditch somewhere! This guy sounds scary crazy.
Felendris 0
YDI for using Facebook. seriously. use your phone. who has Facebook but no phone?
jeremy418 0
haha epic fail lol wow really dump him b4 he kills your brain and over runs you
brutallyhonest24 0
hes a bad boyfriend, not only does he not trust her, but he is also controlling enough to make you say your sorry. i would strongly suggest dumping him
Betz 10
You know, cheating on your bf with male family members is a big no-no. Next time cheat with a female relative.
Peacemaker9 7
lol at # 1
AnRom 0
abusive relationship much?! you are weak and should see a therapist immediately, I bet your dad is controlling too.
syn7hetic 0
Seriously why do chicks let guys walk all over then like this. its such a turn off, grow a backbone cause nothing is hotter then a confident chick
ranya03_fml 0
Why does he even have your password? Pff. You totally deserve it.
johnnyslots 0
your a loser
Austino713 0
Wow you gave him your password because?id change it like..NOW!!
jerseystreetking 0
#282 smd, period
The_NZA 0
yea i dont think it counts as "bitching him out" if you end up apologizing for him being insecure, might want to consult a dictionary on that one. But that sucks don't take that shit
nanerjl 0
fagot boyfriend
jazziue 0
first of all a boy shouldn't force you to do anything second why are you with someone Whois obsessive that means ifyou two break up hemight just stalk you thrid break up with himbefore you get in even deeper with him and mabey get a restrainingoder just in case and last ate you a ****** retard and if soyou give the rest a bad name idiot
luigima 0
1) you shouldn't give ur password to other people for that reason 2) why the **** would u apologize for having male friends obviously the dude has problems. you should dump his ass before he ends up beating the shit out of you, cuz that's the next step.
qwertyuiopdead 0
dump that ********
meeps114 6
when did she say she didn't have a phone?
DenBriZel 31
Being controlling and forcing her to not be friends with any guys (EVEN FAMILY) is NOT "cute". And stooping down to his level is even worse.
Metzler31 17
haha that's ******* funny... you have one crazy-ass bf
toxicxflower 0
hopefully soon-to-be exboyfriend
BeeSkwaird 0
Wow, two people with good hyphenation, right next to each other! I'm seriously amazed and impressed :) …. There is hope for the world.
BboyFlippa 0
what a deusch
mkymonkey 0
how old are you?
dirtygurdy 0
its douche, little kid
a_borshunist 0
I think he was trying to spell deutsche. As in German. I don't blame him for thinking every bad person is German--they did kill a lot of innocent people.
TheRipper_fml 0
Doubtful. He was trying to spell douche, but it turns out he's about 7-years-old so he couldn't handle it. And OP deserves it. Anytime the FML involves a bad relationship, it's OP's fault for not ending it.
succubusprime 0
false, you're implying the holocaust actually happened.
kazter_boy 3
he sounds just like my husband :S
mmastermetallica 0
fyl #6
HowlingFire 21
I think you need to get out of that relationship #6.
MasochisticFreak 0
wow what a dick sucker
Bruingirl103 0
wuts his prob? even family??
pmac 1
OP you are stupid.
karina_said 0
i agree. he "forced" her to say sorry. she couldnt even stand up for herself. girls who alllow this shit to happen, annoy me.
a_borshunist 0
Unless she knows kung fu or something, it's a very risky move for a woman to stand up to a controlling boyfriend directly and right then and there. This dude will rape you if he ever gets the chance, OP. Seriously, that's creepy as ****. Even family? That's not just your run-of-the-mill psychotic jealousy, he's making no secret of the fact that he wants to isolate and control you. If you do see him again (which I don't recommend) come back with a weapon or several badass friends who can back you up in a fight. This kind of thing could get very ugly. Since you can't (and nor should you) physically run from him (assuming you don't live together...god I hope not) send him a short, strongly worded email informing that he is never to see or speak to you again and that if he shows up at your door he will be shot for trespassing (or arrested, depending on where you live). Make that the last word you speak to him. This guy's a psychopath.
xbreberryx 5
thank you very much fo rtell me im fat bc i had no fuking idea!! yes i also know im a bitch so *** you
a_borshunist 0
Unless she knows kung fu or something, it's a very risky move for a woman to stand up to a controlling boyfriend directly and right then and there. This dude will rape you if he ever gets the chance, OP. Seriously, that's creepy as ****. Even family? That's not just your run-of-the-mill psychotic jealousy, he's making no secret of the fact that he wants to isolate and control you. If you do see him again (which I don't recommend) come back with a weapon or several badass friends who can back you up in a fight. This kind of thing could get very ugly. Since you can't (and nor should you) physically run from him (assuming you don't live together...god I hope not) send him a short, strongly worded email informing that he is never to see or speak to you again and that if he shows up at your door he will be shot for trespassing (or arrested, depending on where you live). Make that the last word you speak to him. This guy's a psychopath.
Spyrunner 0
I agree with a_borshunist. This is not normal behavior. Get out quickly and safely. Read the book 'The Sociopath Next Door'. It's a quick, interesting read about people who seek to manipulate others. Good Luck
TheRipper_fml 0
LOL @ #162. That was probably the dumbest thing I've read on here, but it was amusing.
krisb1991 0
actually, what 162 is write. I took a psychology class last semester and the teacher was talking about abusive/controlling relationships. One of the first signs is isolating you from friends and family. Once that happens, you need to get the hell out.
IOwnedYou 0
Wow. You know not every guy is gonna rape you, right? And how did you come up with him beating the shit out of her? Alls he did was be extremely jealous and be controlling.. It doesn't mean he's a psychopathic serial killer xD. And anyway, if I were a girl, and if I were in her position, I would defend myself, even if he were going to beat me up, because if he wins, I just gave in to terrorism. ;) Think about that.
fantasyworld 39
Domestic abuse is one of those things that's hard to understand unless you've been through it or know someone that has.
woofis 0
agree with #1
aqua10 0
ydi for apologising.
xbreberryx 5
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Omg! Why are you complaining! he just wants you to only love him! I'm so tired of girls bitching about there controlling bf if you dent wants sum1 controlling and on your life date a black guy or just get pregnant.
taycandy96 2
What? Are you being racist? I can't really tell because of your horrible grammar.
Thatguywhotrolls 0
GTFO and take your FAIL with you, #12.
saviisneat 0
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you are officially the dumbest fat bitch on earth. I normally don't care about grammar and spelling on this site, but for you, dumb fat bitch, I will make an exception.
matrael 0
What is your damage? There is nothing wrong with having friends of the opposite gender. It doesn't imply that you're in competition or about to lose your love interest to someone else. Typically, it's your controlling and jealous behavior that pushes romantic partners away; not their desire to be with someone else. Crazy scares people. Dial down the needy a bit.
Seddah 3
#12, you are a horrible person. And clearly a moron.
XxKeLs3yxX 0
obviously #12 you have serious issues. No woman in their right mind would want a guy to control them!!!
LOLomgWTF 0
why the **** would you bring racism into this? you're ******* ignorant. do you even know what that word means?
aj3411 0
wow 12, you have got to be one of the stupidest ***** alive. getting pregnant solves nothing and actually makes things worse. and that's not "wanting you to only love him" it's controlling and a form of abuse. you can tell you've had a lot of healthy relationships..
nobridgejustwate 0
Uh, having a "controling bf" isn't something to laugh about. Girls have a right to bitch about "there controling bf" because a "controling bf" isn't healthy for a relationship. Many "controling bf"s end up abusive and/or maaajor douchebags. Also, learn how to spell and get skinnier so your pudgy fingers don't get tired typing full words. By the way, dating an African-American is NOT the solution. Get the **** out of here you racist bitch.
kimosabi55068 6
xbreberry, you are a moron. being that jealous and so controlling is what a lot of people would consider a psycho, she deserves someone who trusts her and let's her have a life of her own. putting up with that shit is just opening the door for more abuse later
yada_yada 0
Holy balls, you are a moron. Please kill yourself now.
Nailbunny 4
uhh, how would getting pregnant help anything?
koco4 0
wow you've got to be the dumbest bitch on the planet. please don't have kids and curse this earth with your vile genetic material! not only did you say a girl shouldn't complain about a controlling ( and potential, if not currently, abusive) boyfriend, you insulted the entire black race with your comment.
GeorgeBoosh 0
@12: I've read that comment before
darkmis1 18
OMFG! STFU #12! Go crawl back under that moldy rock you came from and just die.
gtdoll 0
I see everyone else has already gotten to bitching u out, I'm not gonna take too much time out. all I'm gonna say is FAIL.
karl_t 3
My thoughts exactly...c'mon guys, it's not even a well-veiled one...
xbreberryx 5
actually you said way more then fail so fail on you
thrice324 0
Lol. That's your only response to this? FYL fat bitch for being a dumb fat bitch. Normally I don't comment on people's weight but I think your initial comment justifies it.
TheRipper_fml 0
#12, you're a ****** moron.
xbreberryx 5
again i fuking know im a fat bitch ******* thank you captain ******* obvious
paigeatsflesh 11
ahahahhahahahahahaahahaha! oh man this is halarious! not only are you fat, your ugly. and not only are you fat and ugly, your a complete moron that will stay with a controlling asshole because you can get anyone that will treat you right. and getting pregnant won't help anything and it will make things worse... please tell me how getting pregnant would help because I'm like super confused. you stupid fugly idiot.
ApplePieHead 0
okay so go get an abusive bf and let him control your life. me thinks it's obvious you want someone else to think for you.
xbreberryx 5
most guys leave when there girl is preg. duh
nessalujin 0
@12, your ******* stupid. Notice your the only fat, racist ***** on here. Not only that, your a fat racist ***** who says ''he's only trying to love you'' or whatever. Only you would say that because you can't get any better than controlling, abusive bfs. This should be an FYL. As for OP, dump him!
CyclonePsycho 1
Troll is fed.
blueeyes24 0
Did you really just say that most guys leave when their girlfriend gets pregnant? What kind of guys do you associate with? Some people take responsibility for their actions and getting pregnant never solves a problem... it only makes exsisting problems worse.
angrynegro7 16
xbreberryx, I'm going to go out on a limb here and guess that you spend WAAAAY too much time watching Maury Povich and not enough time studying. And where the hell is Snickerdoodles?! She would have a field day on your ignorant ass just for your grammar alone!
cady2 0
this comment and all the replys made me laugh SO hard ;) especially the gtfo one :D
PrincessesCrown 17
FYI 12 it's not cool to say "*******" repeatedly!
mks100 0
Girl, a boy doesn't need to control you and life has more to it than just that and getting pregnant! If my boyfriend did that i'd b pissed and people like you make me sick.
meowitzer 0
It's spelled than, not then. Perhaps you should spend more time learning the difference between words such as the above mentioned, as opposed to shouting out support for abusive relationships.... You ever been in one, btw? Somehow, I don't think so.....you kinda deserve to be, though.
The_9th_Doctor 18
the hell is wrong with you?
NostalgiaFreak9 43
#12 Were you by any chance dropped on your head as a child? Or maybe flung at a brick wall?