Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
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Top comments
CalebLawrence 25
If she doesn't believe you, she's not worth it.
JpTheGreat23 19
She obviously doesn't deserve you then.
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Comments (79)
Blkmoon 17
Welcome to my world OP. I feel for you as i know it sucks. this happened to me recently but the out come was good for me in a sad way. both my girls decided she thier mum was wrong now they live with me. i hope you have a silver lining. but if she dosnt trust you she dosnt deserve you. very imature attitude for someone to have. hope all works out for you and that karma returns to her ten fold. goodluck
pancakessdsjsn 17
A lack of communication is why most relationships fail... FYL, OP :(
denden_mushi 11
If I learned anything from Maury, it's that people who are quick to assume their SO is cheating is probably hiding something.
oldsaltydawg 12
******* social media
JuanTwoThree12 6
Op I think you're a nice guy, if she does this to you along with all her bitchy little facebook friends, she doesn't deserve you
blacklightening 11
O yes. the cancer that is social media taking a small thing and turning it into what can only be described as "seeing fat boy dropped from the sky onto ur house. hope u can explain it to her