Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
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Top comments
CalebLawrence 25
If she doesn't believe you, she's not worth it.
JpTheGreat23 19
She obviously doesn't deserve you then.
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Comments (79)
soulreaper12296 28
Well you're probably better off without her. You don't need someone in your life that believes everything they hear, especially rumors about their own partner.
Tomryan279 10
Is she doesn't have the balls to confront you if she has suspicions about you cheating or not that she is not someone you should be with.
Jbruno99 10
Post up these comments on your Facebook. That'll hit her hard because some women will lurk
Sk8brdmenace 17
Do not underestimate the power of a pissed off female. Right or wrong they want blood! Sorry brotherman
Queen_of_Night 20
You mean like how all The GamerGate community (comprised of mostly men) treated Zoe Quinn and any female that came to her defense? Yeah... OK... It's just the evil women folk then...
manuwish 9
I misread it ;) I read you lied to her about cheating..so who's the ass whose lies she believes?
kalbrek009 20
Been there, done that...it's why she's my ex
RogueWarrior869 23
If that was her response to a serious a accusation, then you got the lucky end of the stick in this situation by having her be gone. A good partner would have the decency to talk to you about it, her actions were immature and disrespectful. You can do much better. Hope any pain from this goes away quickly, it can't be none too easy.
rogerover 19
Everyone is so quick to believe bullshit and judge the accused. It's RAMPANT.
cheshireau 26
I hate when people do the 'Men are pigs' rant. Always quick to jump the gun and forget there are two sides of the story.
MrLonelyHertz 23
Facebook. Known to ruin lives faster than politicians can ruin a country.