Today, someone told my girlfriend that I cheated on her. I've never cheated in my life. Instead of talking to me about it, she made a big post on Facebook about what a dick I am. Pretty much all the comments went along the lines of "What a bastard." and "Ugh, men are pigs." FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, the girl my boyfriend cheated on me with posted pics of them kissing on Facebook, and tagged me in them. FML
Today, I got dumped by my girlfriend. Apparently, it's my fault because I act like I don't care… and guess what? She's posting little embarrassing details about me on her Facebook wall. FML
Today, my now ex-girlfriend posted on Facebook that I called her a "fucking bitch". Our mutual friends were all outraged, and demanded that I treat her with respect. What she failed to mention was that I said it after finding out that she's been sleeping with my "best friend" for the past year. FML
Today, I confessed to cheating to my girlfriend. She decided to go up to the girl and ask her about it. The girl denied it and said she didn't even know me. My girlfriend walked up to me, called me a liar and punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend started insulting me on Facebook. Angry and hurt, I let it all out and insulted her back with her obesity. Turns out it was her brother who used her account to play a "prank" on me. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I bitched out my boyfriend for logging into my facebook account and deleting EVERY male (even family) off my friends list. He accused me of wanting to cheat on him and has forced me to say "sorry." FML
Today, I rejected a girl I work with because I have a girlfriend. That girl then posted on Facebook that she'd friendzoned me for being creepy. My girlfriend saw the post, believed it, and dumped me. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
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Top comments
CalebLawrence 25
If she doesn't believe you, she's not worth it.
JpTheGreat23 19
She obviously doesn't deserve you then.
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Comments (79)
CalebLawrence 25
If she doesn't believe you, she's not worth it.
fakedsincerity 32
Especially if she won't even have a simple discussion before making a big show and dance about it. People lie so often about others cheating because they're jealous or just plain vindictive. It's ****** up.
Eliseopwns 22
Not to mention the fact that a relationship's foundation is built on trust. Without trust, you can bet their relationship will become toxic.
JpTheGreat23 19
She obviously doesn't deserve you then.
Jinxsie 27
Sorry, OP. I hope your name gets cleared. That's a terrible thing to be accused of.
Grisha_fml 18
y? this is a good time for him to drop her like a bad habit. those kind of people cannot be fixed.
Googolman 29
If she's immature enough to post it on Facebook instead of talking to you, I don't think you need her anyway.
FunnnyGirrl 19
That's exactly right! A Facebook is very immature
lenehey 7
It my be more low self esteem than lack of maturity. If you can talk to her, maybe you can get through this. Too many people here are quick to declare a relationship over. Being in a relationship means understanding and forgiveness, in that oeder.
miatabro 11
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Boi, explain to her
Aerobic_Exorcism 13
That was supposed to be her duty before posting it on Facebook, not his.
Laphog 17
Given the fact that she automatically assumed it was true , and then publicly shamed you , I think you're better off without her in your life
Mahcookiez 15
Clearly she thought that was the mature thing to do in that situation
cole66 14
if she reacts like that to this, you never know what other things she may go overboard on, not saying you are, but you might be lucky
anyagrande 31
Why do people moan about shit on Facebook rather than actually doing something about it
cole66 14
because now a days, people find it easier and get compasion when something "bad happens"
corky1992 33
Bc they're seeking attention.
anonymous198913 26
Because some of them think it might actually solve the problem, while others may be too cowardly to confront someone about it.
anonymuse_fml 31
Because doing something about it means actually taking responsibility for your life instead of being able to just whine about how bad it is....
amyfann 26
If she's this immature, I'd consider maybe dumping her OP. Nobody like that is worth it.