Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML
akd_rocks tells us more.
Okay I'm the person that wrote this, I wrote it earlier today before I got my account and its one hundered percent true we talked about family we exchanged pics but i had never met him before he was my moms sisters son adn i have never met that part of my family because my mom was disowned for marrying my dad. his last name was my moms maiden name so i didnt think anything of it especially since its a common last name, SMITH. soo yes it may seem ridiculous but its real and awful
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Savvy89 0
Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D
SurpriseButtseks 0
I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol
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Savvy89 0
Hey in some places its okay to do that. MORE POWER TO YOU! handle your business. btw if you will spend that much money on me for a date, ill take you out =D
urlifesfked 0
go op!
xxbadassbitchxx 0
Lol!
SilenNex 0
Sweet home alabama! Where the skies are so blue Sweet home alabama! Where your cousin f**ks you
FreddyMustDie 0
At least you can laugh about it
kaprookie 3
Has anyone else noticed this sounds like a mastercard ad? Or did i only notice because im from Australia?
ttorigibson 2
I thought the mastercard add too! But I am also Australian.
Kyckge 1
I noticed that too. Everybody did. because that's what it was supposed to sound like.
nikkotine 0
wait. usually don't shoes match by themselves? right? thought so.
tumblergurl13 5
Shoes matching the dress. Duhh.
hot8rodz 14
Really? Date someone you like, don't be a gold digger.
november84 0
fake
matt5217 4
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teddy4nyy 13
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deathbybutterfly 0
You think that after talking to him for 2 months you would have found out that he was your cousin before going out to meet him..
qazaq 1
Common sense isn't so common anymore, like you would think they would have at least exchanged names X D
zoeeileen 6
he probably catfished her.
SurpriseButtseks 0
I agree with #3. You should have figured it out in 2 months. But after spending $530... you should have ****** him anyway. lol
happyinrl 0
lmao no way jose thats disguting
Thatguywhotrolls 0
Incest is wincest.
madgrinchhatter 12
Nope. Just nope.
mich23 10
prob fake but luv the format
llSgtScopell 0
You didn't bother to ask for his full name first?
rocketeer_97 1
not all cousins have the same last name.
em_iweird 26
You don't know your cousins last name?
strawberry_78 0
I'm guessing you don't know your cousin very well, seems like you'd have figured it out...didn't you know his name??? I say YDI!
locoamor 0
thats a crazy amount to spend on a dress..btw
Brittaneyyy 0
not if the dress was cute
helen_ellexo 22
*facepalm*
kirches 0
...I guess no aspects of your life like name or family EVER came up in that two months....
kirches 0
...I guess no aspects of your life like name or family EVER came up in that two months....