Today, I walked in on my brother sticking his erect penis through a donut. I doubt I'll ever be able to unsee this. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I saw a real, erect penis for the first time. My brother's, while he was jerking off. He doesn't know I saw, because he was holding a pair of panties over his face with his other hand. I'm trying like hell to act like I'm not mentally scarred. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother masturbating. In the living room. For the second time. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother trying to stick his knob into a cola bottle. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother completely naked from the waist down. I wouldn't have cared if he wasn't masturbating using my lingerie. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother jerking off to a breast cancer awareness advert. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Today, I walked in on my grandfather smiling at his penis. FML
Today, I was watching porn when I found a lookalike of my soon-to-be sister-in-law. She's attractive, so I enjoyed watching her getting it on by herself. Needless to say I did not finish as I saw another "lookalike" entering the room. I have now seen my brother's erect penis. FML
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DatRealAssTruth 3
Was it already glazed?
oped01 8
So he was "dunkin the donut"
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Comments (185)
scrappy23 4
Hopefully someone didn't eat the donut later on that had a special glaze.
bevsta 7
Yalla
nikkoe1297 8
Why
Dixbfloppin 11
Is that a question
soad2014 7
Well. There goes my breakfast.
RentaName 15
I think the one thing we have all been taught, from FMLs like this one, is to always knock before entering.
TweetAnne 13
ROFL, that is too funny. Got milk?
Shadow_Phantom 26
You mean custard?
DrFuzzyPickles 9
American pie.
simonsaysYDI 8
Oh god... seeing siblings in the act of something like that is just... I hate it. Worse than all 3 times I walked in on my parents combined.
SJsGirl 8
You walked in on your parents three times? I think after one time I would've at least learned to knock.
gracehi 33
^ Here! Here!
gracehi 33
Or is it, "Hear, hear?" Gee, I never thought about that before. Help anyone?
unknown_user5566 27
Gracehi- It's "hear, hear". I love Google.
gracehi 33
Thanks! :)
Barr3lR0ll 9
Who doesn't love Google?
A7XCamaro 19
I hear Jeeves absolutely hates Google.
Andrew910 5
80 - Bing
sxyyycheerrr444 6
at least it wasn't cream filled.
Warden1986 16
It will be now.