Today, someone told me that my initials really fit my personality. I took it as a strange compliment, until I realized my initials spell "EW". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML
Today, a stranger told me, “You have a great personality!” I thought it was a sweet compliment until they added, “…because your face could absolutely use some work.” FML
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML
Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML
Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Today, at the age of 22, I found out that Wednesday has another D in it. Literally no one ever corrected me. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, I was so nervous about a medical exam I was about to take, that I misspelled my own first name. It only has three letters. FML
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aaronfuegopop 7
My initials spell arf
dontkilljay 14
I suppose you have it a tiny bit better than my friend Brandon Stubbs...
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Comments (153)
Jjimen1654 9
Considering they're talking about your personality you probably should check wht it is that made that person say it. You dont want to be the person who think everyone likes but in reality everyone kind of hates you.
bach2121 13
Ewa
abekj52 9
You never knew your initials spelled that before?
waterlilylenses 6
Mine spell eb
mrsdiaz 8
I know an "EW" and she is not ew what so ever! And neither are you OP! Don't let mean people get you down!
CharresBarkrey 16
The whole point of the FML is that she DOES fit the "ew" part.
caseystick18 17
Is this Emma Watson?
Jenn2021 8
My initials spell jap. My Japanese step-father finds this hilarious.
etishuman22 32
Well OP, you and I would be right next to each other in roll call.... my initials are E.T. and that's a frigging fact. Think about all the childhood taunting I survived.. so many phone home jokes...
luc887_fml 28
Your initials also spell "we" :p
Savner 16
My cousin's initials spell LSD.