Today, someone told me that my initials really fit my personality. I took it as a strange compliment, until I realized my initials spell "EW". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML
Today, a stranger told me, “You have a great personality!” I thought it was a sweet compliment until they added, “…because your face could absolutely use some work.” FML
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML
Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML
Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Today, at the age of 22, I found out that Wednesday has another D in it. Literally no one ever corrected me. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, I was so nervous about a medical exam I was about to take, that I misspelled my own first name. It only has three letters. FML
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aaronfuegopop 7
My initials spell arf
dontkilljay 14
I suppose you have it a tiny bit better than my friend Brandon Stubbs...
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skyyyy01 11
My initials spell SMS. How exciting..haha
brainymes 30
Incoming "my initials spell" comments..
perdix 31
perdix is just my first name. My initials spell pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanocaniosis My driver's license is eight pages long :(
darwinism 30
Just tell her "yeah baby, but backwards they spell WE". It's worth a try but FYL anyways.
bitchwhore 20
I guess my initials aren't DP for nothing...
starile 20
For... derp?
roadie42 21
For...threesome sexytimes.
Enslaved 38
"Double Penetration"? Interesting. :P
luvy 3
mine r cnlo lol
bitchwhore 20
Sometimes it makes for a nice pickup line... Sometimes... ._.
nelliegw 26
My initials are EW as well. I feel your pain:( my family teases me about it a lot and my middle initial (G) just makes everyone call me "egg white."
Enslaved 38
Haha I see it's written in your FML profile name too. :P
nelliegw 26
Everyone calls me Nellie but my real name is Eleanor. Haha I just noticed that at the end of my user
HeartOfLead 24
Let him know you put the "ew" in a rewarding personality.
AGB10 19
Did you tell her they suit you only because your expression matches that everytime he/she walks By because of their stinking Breath
hntandjlt 8
Aww I'm sorry but I bet that doesn't really fit your personality they are just being hateful
WildWonder808 14
Harsh, but you never realized it beforehand?