Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML
Today, I decided to finally tell my name to this really hot guy I had been anonymously chatting with for a couple of weeks. He said he would be fine with whoever I am, and want to go out with me. After sending my name, there was a long, awkward pause, and his last reply to me was, "Oh." FML
Today, I was flirting with this guy that had been forced to be my lab partner for class. He was really funny and attractive, too. In the middle of our conversation he said "You're so cute! You remind me of my boyfriend!" FML
Today, I bumped into a really cute guy I know. I stuttered and floundered, before saying, "Hi, it's me, Megan Thomas." My surname isn't Thomas, but his is. FML
Today, I was talking to a really cute guy. He leaned closer and I thought he was going to kiss me. Instead, he leaned back, laughed and said, "Wow. You're growing a mustache." FML
Today, I saw an unbelievably cute guy. He caught my eye and began to walk towards me. I adjusted myself and flashed him a smile. He came up to me, smiled back, and said "Hi, do you have a minute for gay rights?" FML
Today, I was on vacation, when a very cute guy starting talking to me and asked me what my name was. Overwhelmed and stressed out, I blurted out that I didn't have one. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been crushing on for many years thinks he's a werewolf. FML
Today, I was at McDonald's. I bumped into a guy, and as I was helping him pick up his food, I realized he was cute. I began smiling and I was about to introduce myself, when he began laughing and said, "It's you! I've heard about you!" He left laughing. I still don't know who he is, or what made him laugh. FML
Today, I was sick, and my voice was really low and raspy. A cute guy smiled at me and said hi, so I said hi too. He looked shocked and said, "Sorry bro, thought you were a girl." I am. FML
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dummbrunette 0
Whenever I meet new people and they tell me their names, I repeat it in a demonic tone. "Hi, I'm Maddison." "MADDISON." :D
baby_dee97 8
what was it supposed to be?
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baby_dee97 8
what was it supposed to be?
pwincessa23 1
amber?
dummbrunette 0
Whenever I meet new people and they tell me their names, I repeat it in a demonic tone. "Hi, I'm Maddison." "MADDISON." :D
marinus_fml 20
Pedobear!
changetheworld 0
Well if he was nice and funny like you said, that should have turned into one of those little giggle moments and you two would have laughed it off together.
nigrice 0
ydi for being retarded
JoeTheMan12 0
bear grylls?
MrFlintstone 5
Deloris........ so she had a few beers
darkch0colate 0
maybe he's into ***********?
SincerelyPsych 0
you're stupid
SincerelyPsych 0
that was for 22
yasssx3 6
aw you must really like him :)
Red_Ranger_Rules 0
isn't that from house bunny
Red_Ranger_Rules 0
meant for #18
AsianCookie247 14
yes, 47, its from House Bunny.
Denikk 0
Haha don't worry about it... I know it's awkward when something like this happens but as you said, you are both into eachother, so stuff like this doesn't really matter.
PurpleWaffles 2
that's from the house bunny!
dummbrunette 0
Glad you caught the movie reference! ;)
blanquito 1
I really want to know what her name is.. Annabel? Amber?
ninjaniki 0
Annabel?
kaengelangeleyes 9
Ima Behr? lol
Hi_Itz_Me 0
Today, I met this really cute girl. We were both really into each other. Everything was going great until she tried to convince me that she was a bear. Now I'm scared.. FML
rein 8
house bunny ref ftw!
Aaron_Luvz_U 9
amber
yeahasif 6
retarded isn't an insult, don't use it as one
emodude44 0
Hello DUMBBRUNETTE! YOUR SOLE IS MINE! *steals sole off your plate and runs like hell*
hcs4life21 0
108 - you mean "is"?
shelbyyyy11 0
Claire?
hcs4life21 0
108 - nevermind I reread the comment. my mistake
cici132 3
that's from house bunny
kurquizu 3
it's spelled soul.
Jammy01jams 2
I would have burst out laughing. What is wrong with everybody these days? That's effing hilarious. What did the nice, funny guys do? Hopefully not give you a douchebaggy look. Because then your impressions of him were wrong. lol
starquality 7
you're a douche :)
anothersuicide 0
sir, your an asshole.
milfagawea 7
introversion, intuition, feeling, judging
taazer 12
i agree :)
geekforu3 0
hfhfkk
teenagedream13 1
you got that from the house bunny
ginniehugs 0
I'm Amber = I'm a bear. yea that sounds bout right
Iskaria 0
131: Sole is a fish and was spelt as intended. This is always why it was stolen off a plate. Eejits.
Coconutscyclone 0
Iva Beer?
MareNostrum 0
INFJ...hmm, I'm an INTP.
nclark95 0
if u use the term retarded in a derogatory way, it is in fact an insult...sorry to burst ur bubble retard
EvilPotato 15
ah man, I wanna date a bear, lucky man.
Andr913 13
I bet it was something that was nothing like Amber...like Jessica, or something.
j_cat187 20
Hi I'm high... wait wtf
bigfoot89 4
what does the thing written on the girls ass in ur dp say?!
CHRISHAJEK 4
lol
pinkelephunk 0
that house bunny thing is a voice that I've done for years!! it's funny to see them put it in the movie:)
princess711 0
I like how you just know :P that would make sense
cookies61889 15
113 don't u mean soul?
LiveLaughLove251 4
Maybe Abeer?
supernerd352 7
you are all wrong it is clearely debby
cryssycakesx3 23
mulva...
paigexox0 37
Thats from house bunny lol
punjabi44 0
what kind of name could sound like I'm a bear?
numbers878 8
amber
Bakayarou_fml 0
She meant instead of saying her name, she burped accidentally.. lol @ everyone here trying to figure out the name!
gamercanadian 11
Ahaha u a punjabi too yo
Skorne 5
Baloo
YacL 15
"Eber" (Pronounced Eh-ber).
jenn143c 0
I laughed so much!
OWNZ 0
I got it! It sounds just like D'Brickashaw!!!
shelbyyyy11 0
how do you know what she meant?
ComTlancy 12
I'll bear that in mind!
IdontWanna69 8
Annabelle? yes? no?
lattelatte 0
adel?
Rise_Up_fml 3
I thought it could have been annabell
dabom392 4
it could be robear like off of ny ink
agsilver 14
Lisa? karrie? I think those are plausible ?
ragazzo_fml 2
Imabear
ShaeOatham 0
lol
karrie09 0
how does karrie(my name)sound like that?
fmlurlife 0
albert
forever2life 0
no, your just extremely gross, not to mention retarded.
hellokittay 5
29- it never said she burped?
quinnjamin10 2
She coulda ran out of tampons..
birdofparadise 16
Amber.
Juliet4evr 0
Annabelle maybe? I dunno...
monique8axel 6
Annabelle
agsilver 14
Amber
harlsnerdbird 9
First and last? Alma Beyer or something maybe? I know a guy with the last name Beyer
misfits911 0
make up a nickname
pimpadelic12 4
lol:) yo hit me up ;)
karagarren 8
how the hell is this an FML
Fx13mz 7
So how is Charmin working for you?
AsianCookie247 14
cha-cha-cha!
Fx13mz 7
Charmin!
F2M2L 5
yeah fyl, you pronounced something wrong. oh no. just laugh it over and say it right! that is, if he didn't take it seriously. then you should just go with it
nessag 0
ahahahha that's funny
Big_Red_138 3
Less is more!
drea440 0
perfect:))
sammieInsanityy 0
Annabel?
gamercanadian 11
smd?
AsianCookie247 14
really?... really. facepalm.
ayooBrandon 12
Annabear doesn't really found like Ima bear
TheCountess 4
No, but it has the same number of syllables, where as 'Amber' does not. I can see how "I'm a bear" might bring it to mind.
ddeboer4 9
no. it's "I'm amber". so it does have the same number of syllables.
TheMess16 3
thats what i said:)
marinus_fml 20
I think the person that op met was a 5 year old, and ops name is Pedobear...
09redbull90 0
Mushmouth
darkangel4700 0
I'm srry but how Is that an fml that would be my laugh of the day :) especially if I was the one to have said it if my name was briana I'd introduce myself as BREE BREE :)
ayooBrandon 12
just a complete fail on your part
SirYuSuk 0
Epic...