Today, someone told me that my initials really fit my personality. I took it as a strange compliment, until I realized my initials spell "EW". FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML
Today, a stranger told me, “You have a great personality!” I thought it was a sweet compliment until they added, “…because your face could absolutely use some work.” FML
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML
Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML
Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Today, at the age of 22, I found out that Wednesday has another D in it. Literally no one ever corrected me. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, I was so nervous about a medical exam I was about to take, that I misspelled my own first name. It only has three letters. FML
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aaronfuegopop 7
My initials spell arf
dontkilljay 14
I suppose you have it a tiny bit better than my friend Brandon Stubbs...
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Comments (153)
CRAZYqueen31 1
My initials read BS. Isn't that just GREAT to have while going through high school? I also took a while to figure it out...
bdekker 12
Emma Watson
i_luv_dogs 10
Emma Watson?!?
kemando 22
Not your looks tho... So just stop being a douche and everything's kay. Unless ur personality is fine, but judging from this feed back not sure. I require more data!
chinchilla417 12
I had used my initials as part of my username on an online profile and a friend of mine thought I was a guy or pretending to be a guy. why? my initials spell Mr
freezeangel 11
endless waltz
Neyuu 18
Emma Watson, is that you?
whyuacactus 4
i wish i had those initials
DanniNell 13
I had a friend who's initials were FML when she got married. He left her and the kid a year later....
middlenamefrank 8
Don't feel so bad, my initials are DS. And I have a friend who's SOB.