Today, someone told me that my initials really fit my personality. I took it as a strange compliment, until I realized my initials spell "EW". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML
Today, a stranger told me, “You have a great personality!” I thought it was a sweet compliment until they added, “…because your face could absolutely use some work.” FML
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML
Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML
Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Today, at the age of 22, I found out that Wednesday has another D in it. Literally no one ever corrected me. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, I was so nervous about a medical exam I was about to take, that I misspelled my own first name. It only has three letters. FML
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aaronfuegopop 7
My initials spell arf
dontkilljay 14
I suppose you have it a tiny bit better than my friend Brandon Stubbs...
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Comments (153)
spookycat32 6
How did you not already know your initials were EW?
sugarpoppaige 6
Are you Emma Watson??
SanguineVisions 6
Nothing bad about mine, as it's just "JEH." But, my first, middle, and last names have six letters each.
salsa99 6
Emma watson is not ew
soak_25 21
mine spell jeb
Raidzen 12
Mine spells FAP. I'm dead serious.
sproutlet 5
You should have replied that it was still prefereble to their personality.
alleybean123 7
Keep in mind Emma Watson
BadLuckV 9
It's a bit funny cause I have a friend named Emily W***. Same initials
scarygurl 8
emma Watsons initials are spelled 'ew'