theyarefarapart
Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
meesa in big doo do dis time!
That one friend
Today, I learned that all of my "friends" refer to me as the, "Jar Jar Binks" of our circle of friends. FML
anonymous
Sarnia, Canada
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
lemonchips
Norway
Today, in class I was teaching 6 year olds about the difference between short and tall, and I asked them how they could see that I was shorter than the other teacher. One of them raised their hand and said it was because I'm fatter. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, I learned that everyone at college was calling me "Parallel Lines" because I've got an unibrow and an apparent hairiness over my mouth. By the way, I'm a girl. FML
Anonymous
Kids, it doesn't get any better
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Anonymous
Holyoke, United States
Today, I was told that when I was in middle school and thought I was considered class clown for either making jokes or acting stupid, people thought I actually was stupid and/or mentally challenged. FML
5minsolder
United States
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
Petitprof
France
Jump
Today, someone in my class wrote, "Erase me if you can!" at the very top of the board, as I'm always tormented about how short I am compared to everyone else. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't reach it. I'm the teacher. FML
Anonymous
Zing!
Today, I met my coworker's kids during a cookout. I joked to her eldest son that he was awfully short for a seventeen-year-old. He responded, "Well, you're awfully ugly for the town slut." Everyone laughed, including my boss. FML
Top comments
YacL 15
Dude, it would be worse. You could be "the kid whose gender is impossible to tell". Plus, Oprah's eyes seem far apart... I don't know if anyone else noticed, but they are.
marinus_fml 20
Every class has a retard.
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Baseball_Luva 5
hahaha
denbeste 3
Oprah? in that case YDI!
mintcar 10
13, what?
denbeste 3
25 - Exactly! Oprah is stil in school. *shivers* poor people that see that alien thing...
Ryan0510 0
Someone needs sunglasses.
AlwaySunny 0
At least they do it "affectionately"
sloppyflow 1
like James Morrison? well he is cute
sailorzoe 14
WTF IS WRONG WITH YOUR EYES?! haha
atomicbaboon 0
O . O
RaineLee 5
It's okay OP, ignore them.
TripleJumpMan 0
lol Asian
YANKS2728 0
It's ok Jason I still like you no matter what email me at [email protected]
glenzhao2 16
Fetal alcohol FTW.
J0gby 0
•____•
Mustardnight 3
i know that feel bro, they call me the boy with the really large penis...
lolfood 24
That was a profound comment.
snowdrift 6
haha, aww its okay. dont worry.. lmao(;
m0tl3ycru3 0
just pay someone $10.00 an hour to push them back in when they start drifting apart.
ImaWiseGuy 5
would it not be easier just to say "the kid with a big head"?
marinus_fml 20
Every class has a retard.
Brandnewuser 0
maybe he's not a retard,,, but a hammerhead shark!!
Brandnewuser 0
maybe he's not a retard,,, but a hammerhead shark!!
LolMoqz 10
i see what you did there :3
tiffie29 5
Haha, so true!
briidontgive_ 0
Lmao the image that this gave me
FarSide 23
Why is OP a retard? You are a cold sumbish.
j_cat187 20
meth is bad for u try injecting yoursef with heroin/ boat cleaner
mattelijah 0
I like u man
breakin_benjamn 0
fish!
Blueglasscup 18
Oh god that's a riot. Don't worry OP sometimes I refer to myself as the kid who can't see her pupils.
WiderWille 11
You are a girl withot a mirror? I'm highly confused
Blueglasscup 18
Nope my eyes are just a really dark shade of brown that I can't see them 80% of the time.
scrapmetal58 9
They are in the middle of your eyes. :) Cheers!
Anbuntou 8
I know what you mean, I can't see my pupils majority of the time unless I shine a really bright light at them. But dark eyes add a little bit of mystery, that's what I say :p
this_female 0
haha aw that sucks!
missL1z 5
It is not THAT bad. Some kids had it worst in school, so suck it up.
madboymike 0
8th...
techweed 12
and that is bad because.....? I mean seriously doesn't that mean that you can see to your right and left at the same time?
SnailJamsss 6
Haha. That's funny. It happens. My classmates called me 'the girl who hangs out with amanda'