Today, someone told me that my initials really fit my personality. I took it as a strange compliment, until I realized my initials spell "EW". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML
Today, a stranger told me, “You have a great personality!” I thought it was a sweet compliment until they added, “…because your face could absolutely use some work.” FML
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML
Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML
Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Today, at the age of 22, I found out that Wednesday has another D in it. Literally no one ever corrected me. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, I was so nervous about a medical exam I was about to take, that I misspelled my own first name. It only has three letters. FML
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aaronfuegopop 7
My initials spell arf
dontkilljay 14
I suppose you have it a tiny bit better than my friend Brandon Stubbs...
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audreyfml1994 15
Was this "someone" a 4 year old?
bloodprincess 11
My ex left me because when he found out my initials if I took his last name would be END...
Zebediabolical 45
My initials are OZ. I sign my name with a happyface, crossed Z and an exclamation point. In an unrelated story, I used to work on a tourist tram doing tours as it went up and down the side of a mountain. My tour patter started off with me referencing my name repeatedly. "Hi, welcome to <insert tram company here>, I'll be your tour operator. As you can see on my nametag, I'm called OZ. Unless I'm the one looking at it in which case it's ZO. Unless I'm hung over <hang head to the left> in which case it's ON, or if I'm still drunk <hang head to the right> in which case you can call me NO.' I got an equal number of tips and complaints. But I'm ok with that cuz no one else made tips.
cna1216 15
Awe, people can be such jerks. This post made me realize that those are my neighbors enitials as well. But, again, sorry.
MrPotatoShake 6
My initials spell "kak". Luckily the middle one isn't a "k".
worldclassrager 41
I got a friend with ASS... But it's your name...it's given at birth and usually things like that are not realized...and another verdict is your sex...marriage can change a last name....
Fedezzer 20
My friend Ben S.B.'s initials can be used to make Bull-Shit Ben. It fits his personality irritatingly well.
brassdomination 4
my initials are BJ...
kurodansei 16
with OPs luck it's an extra W
ViviMage 40
Edward Walter, is that you?? Mine spell "EMA"