Today, someone told me that my initials really fit my personality. I took it as a strange compliment, until I realized my initials spell "EW". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML
Today, a stranger told me, “You have a great personality!” I thought it was a sweet compliment until they added, “…because your face could absolutely use some work.” FML
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML
Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML
Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Today, at the age of 22, I found out that Wednesday has another D in it. Literally no one ever corrected me. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, I was so nervous about a medical exam I was about to take, that I misspelled my own first name. It only has three letters. FML
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aaronfuegopop 7
My initials spell arf
dontkilljay 14
I suppose you have it a tiny bit better than my friend Brandon Stubbs...
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aaronfuegopop 7
My initials spell arf
Arrow44 10
Sit boy, sit.
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
My best friend's initials spell AMO and my sister's is SAY.
yoursucklives 36
my initials spell ass
TheCanucklehead 22
Mine spell flabbergasted
Freethaawave 19
Haha mines AMP!
yourmurderscenex 13
My son's initials also spell arf. I didn't realize until everything was all said and done.
Gothicbunnyx3 16
Mine spell gullible
ILoveMyArm 15
Mine obviously spell CAT.
LittleBastard 20
Mine spell ADD.
suboy 10
My initials spell ILL. Its really awesome when teachers see this and joke about it like theyre the first to discover this great find !!!!
LeFrogDog 27
may friends name is sunney but hes initials are SAD
\ 28
Mine spell "MMO." Maybe I'm destined to be a gamernerd of sorts
ShyAnn29 15
Mine spell DAB
cyanidesandwich 21
Mine spell GRAB
kurodansei 16
my friends initials spell JAB, yet he is a grappler.
NandaPanda 22
Mine spell ACB... But if I ever got one of those initial stickers for my car, I'd have the alphabet on my car, since they put your last initial in the middle =)
sweet23_fml 11
well mine is BTK.
IworkAt711 14
TCB
hardonforjesus 10
I know a girl whose initials are HAG
amDes 11
My initials spell GC. But on another note, maybe you shouldn't be so gross if you fit your initials? lol Hopefully he was joking and has a dry sense of humour?
thebosslikeaboss 18
Mine spell HER
Yorih17 22
mine spell DJWC ... yup, DJ toilet -.-
Obey_StudBoii 23
#89 So do mine. Awesome!
Sandman366 6
Mine spell LAG. -_-
NicaLovesDisney 17
My uncle's initials are PMS and he lives in a house full of women, while my cousin is a university student with the initials CBS. :)
VentiAnemoi 20
My initials are PIS. My university email is with my initials. This is an FML...
jessicaf10 7
My friend's initials are BAD but she always follows the rules and she is one of the nicest people I ever met. She writes BAD on everything she owns though aha
yumyumpoptart 16
my name is Bobbi Sheppard..
ise3 10
Some of these initials... We don't give a shit if it doesn't spell anything ironic.
thewomen 8
Better than SMD (suck my dick)
Zebediabolical 45
Mine also spell AD... Hey, lets go ride bikes1
addioty 19
mine are abb and I'm always like LOOK AT MY ABBs
RoboCunnilingus 23
I don't believe you, 110. I'm calling BS on that one.
videokid2000 10
My uncle's initials are FAG. He makes everyone call him Rick so no one finds out.
dontkilljay 14
I suppose you have it a tiny bit better than my friend Brandon Stubbs...
assassinbanana0 20
Your friend has it better than my friend Bethany Jones
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
My friend Christopher Ulof-Nathan Tracey has it pretty bad.
starile 20
My friend Yousef Alan Yacoub likes signing things with ONLY his initials
hiitisbrooke 28
You can imagine how I, Brooke Pike, felt during the oil spill.
slappygecko 21
Well I can tell you it's better than someone having the name Kitty Fiddler.
LittleBastard 20
They have it way better than my classmate Eric Chen
MidnaLink 35
38 43 and 51, I'm sorry but I really don't see anything wrong with those initials.
Zebediabolical 45
54: BP, British Petroleum, was responsible for a horribly huge oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico a couple years ago. Kitty Fiddler doesn't have bad initials, but sounds like Kiddy Fiddler (aka child molester) And Eric Chen, well, he's Chinese. All three are bad.
\ 28
My friend's ex-girlfriend Debra Parks never enjoyed it, though.
MidnaLink 35
Now that one I get.
sweet23_fml 11
My good friend had to change his name after highschool... his name was Richard Head.
swordidfate 13
We're doing initials here not nicknames
MissCharlotte_fml 26
My sister's name is Penny Marie Scott... poor girl.
silvanna 6
My initials spell S.A.G -__-
Zynris 10
Just pray that no one has the name Steve William-Anderson Grey
jococo7787 3
I once had a mule named Alex Steven Sanderson.
LittleBastard 20
I was reffering to his name, lool sorry for the misinterpretation.
dudeofawe 15
Clever but mean.
Quinn32 16
Maybe you're middle initial turns it into something less rude... Probably not but maybe.
gzmn91 6
OP would know their own middle initial if they had one. Seeing as how they didnt mention it, most likely they dont have one!
Quinn32 16
Seriously? You're saying they don't have a middle name because they only mentioned their first and last initial? Great logic there.
michelleJ11 25
16, it's not uncommon for people not to have middle names. I don't have one & I know many others that don't either.
M3DIC4T3 29
I'm sorry OP :( People can be just awful. Try not to take it to heart.
Epikouros 32
Exceptional Wisdom?
DividableByZero 11
Extra Walrus?
swordidfate 13
Epic Waffles?
rofdoc 14
Emma Watson?
flockz 20
exploding weiners?
amDes 11
Exasperated Whispers?
illegalbeagle69 23
Extremely wet
SHAMUS_the_WITTY 18
When diplomacy fails, dropkick a bitch. It's what I'd do
L2U7A_E5I9A2E8H 20
That's mean their initials should be ASS!
iluvevil01 11
I actually have a friend with those initials...
abbyycarper 13
Sorry about your initials
RoseBlack123 37
My boyfriend's are NCC, like from Star Trek