Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML
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Today, I found out what sound a hammer makes when it strikes the back of my hand. FML
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Today, during a phone call, I broke down in tears because I was asked to spell my last name. It’s sixteen letters long and hyphenated, and I always end up having to spell it twice because they never get it right the first time. I’m tired. FML
Today, I discovered that my name literally means "burden". This wouldn't be so bad if both my mother and father knew this when they named me. FML
Today, I found out my wife named our son after her ex-lover. FML
Today, I realized that I've been using the wrong name for a coworker for the past 6 months. I just found out their real name when I saw their name tag. FML
Today, I found out that my wife named our son after her ex boyfriend. FML
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
Today, I found out that my contact name in my girlfriend's phone is "Dipshit McFucktard". FML
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imustbeinsane 2
Anonymous Hole
HatefulPilot 0
Sorry about that, A. Hole.
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Comments (162)
imustbeinsane 2
Anonymous Hole
kooochris1995 14
Come to the front immediately A. Hole!!!
Taylo12237 5
Anne Hole
mirag 0
A. Hole please report to the principals office
MagicGiraffe 12
You are what you eat!
wtf20007 10
The best kind of hole
MagicGiraffe 12
99, that would be the ******.
Serythvalker 7
Excuse me sir, but you appear to be a purple giraffe.
MagicGiraffe 12
And you appear to be a grey cancel sign.
sExxicHiCky123 0
Ash hole ;3
Tookie22 5
105 I was thinking donut holes...
dansco 25
I knew a Jenny Hole lol. So op posts as anon but posts her name in the post?!
SakeGurl 9
That's what my friends call me...
Emily9352 13
I really want to thumb this comment but it's at 394.
Jessj958 19
Officer A. Hole and B. Dicks...we'll call you if we find anything.
jonmansheppard 9
Well you learn something new everyday!
Sicari 2
It would've been amazing if the way he found this out was in a public place. "We'd now like to call forth to the stage Mr. A. Hole"
jonmansheppard 9
LMAO
jonmansheppard 9
just realized, commented on wrong FML... this reply "LMAO" was for a different one ahaha
MizzErikaHart 8
Thanks for clearing that up
OriginalimoaN 15
How would you not know your name was a. hole after at most 6th grade? Kids always make up mean nicknames with actual names.
cynide 13
Lol A-hole :)
olivia_r 0
Thank you so much, I really didn't get the joke.
mrbobmarley4 8
Please smother your boobs In my face.
HatefulPilot 0
Sorry about that, A. Hole.
Perksofbeingawal 0
My initials are ASS...
Stark27 0
My sisters are BJ
EvilPotato 15
Amazing hole?
Icecream93 4
Original
A100893 30
I guess your name is what you are destined to be. (But really, just because your name can form a-hole doesn't mean you are, or should be one.)
farhil 14
Yeah, my grandma's initials are E.T. Like the alien.
ohSNAPyall 27
Your grandma is destined to become an alien.
IKickPuppiesHard 16
The hard way huh? Idk I feel like any first name that starts with "A" and last name is hole would remind me of the word "A- Hole". Should have been expecting it. I'd just like to know wtf the hard way was!
emodude44 0
I LOVE your name!
SeldomHappy 3
Somebody wrote it on a tool of sexual pleasure and forced it into OPs namesake. Hard way.
luckymagruder 4
Yeah, you'd think that this would've came up In school, at the least. Still sux, regardless.
MarjoCupcake 11
Your parents hated you, huh? Fyl :(
newmandotcom 6
How are you just now realizing this?
carlosantana0219 2
Exactly
RS795 8
Why are people dogging' these replies? They make perfect sense
bebohacker1 4
36- and therefore just because he has an orthadox name his not going to realise early on in life that his name could possibly be read out as "A hole"?
NotDave 0
82, learn what people mean before replying. It's possible that this person came from a non-English-speaking country. Believe it or not, "A-hole" isn't universal. Even more likely is that OP grew up somewhere where "A-hole" isn't used because the people there are competent enough to not omit two letters from a six letter word.
I_Hate_Tpyos 0
Ass hole has 7 letters..
elmousey 5
It has nothing to do with competence either. Most people say "A-hole" to avoid swearing, not to save time. Kind of like using "freaking" instead of "*******".
zstarlin100 0
That was his point. They use the 2 s's instead of just a-hole