Today, I saw that the guy I've been seeing "liked" a post that said, "Single moms are for recreational purposes only." I'm a single mom and we just smashed, all this after telling me that I was his "favorite person." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend "accidentally" set her relationship status to "single", and 20 of my friends "liked" it, including my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend got into my Facebook account and changed our relationship status to single, just to see which of my friends would "like" it. After revealing to me what she did, she now says I can no longer be friends with anyone who liked it. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I really like. He brought up that there was a person staring at us from a nearby table. That person was my mom. FML
Today, I found out the guy I was seeing was married, with a kid, when his wife sent me a friend request on Facebook. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, a friend showed me my husband's online dating profile, which includes photos of him with our kids. FML
Today, a guy I've been seeing for a while sent me a link to a porn site, with the message, "Holy fuck, isn't this your mom?!" Thinking he was joking around, I clicked the link just to see what sick shit he wanted to show me. It was my mom. FML
Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML
Today, after dating my girlfriend for about a month, she changed her Facebook status to taken. When I saw the update, I immediately clicked "Like." Then I looked up and saw I wasn't the person she had put herself in a relationship with. FML
Today, after my girlfriend told her mother that she is seeing a different guy than me because her mother doesn’t approve of me, I learned that she is also seeing said guy. FML
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RichardPencil 32
Favorite person...to smash, that is.
ODBeefalo 10
you are his favorite person because you ****** him. the upside is now, you know, and now you can figure out what you want from the situation and that you have no obligation to him in the relationship sense. He is a **** boy, treat him as such until you decide you are bored of him or find something worth investing in. not saying it doesn't suck, but small silver linings.
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RichardPencil 32
Favorite person...to smash, that is.
ODBeefalo 10
you are his favorite person because you ****** him. the upside is now, you know, and now you can figure out what you want from the situation and that you have no obligation to him in the relationship sense. He is a **** boy, treat him as such until you decide you are bored of him or find something worth investing in. not saying it doesn't suck, but small silver linings.
BurnInDemonFire 39
This is why we don't put out until we establish what both parties want. You seem to want a relationship, this dude wants to smash more than Hulk, so it's time to move on.
Brightside86 31
I wouldn't make a big deal about it, just because someone likes something on fakebook doesn't mean it reflects the way they live their life.