Today, someone told me that my initials really fit my personality. I took it as a strange compliment, until I realized my initials spell "EW". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Today, I learned what my office nickname means. My nickname? Butterface. FML
Today, a stranger told me, “You have a great personality!” I thought it was a sweet compliment until they added, “…because your face could absolutely use some work.” FML
Today, I met a really nice guy. He was funny, handsome, and we were both into each other. He told me his name, and when I replied with mine, it came out sounding like "I'm a bear." FML
Today, I found out that my classmates affectionately refer to me as "the kid whose eyes are really far apart." FML
Today, I found out the hard way what it sounds like when you take the first letter of my first name, A, and put it with my last name, Hole. FML
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
Today, at the age of 22, I found out that Wednesday has another D in it. Literally no one ever corrected me. FML
Today, I learned that the cute pet name my boyfriend has been calling me for the past month is actually an acronym for "pain in the a**". FML
Today, I was so nervous about a medical exam I was about to take, that I misspelled my own first name. It only has three letters. FML
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aaronfuegopop 7
My initials spell arf
dontkilljay 14
I suppose you have it a tiny bit better than my friend Brandon Stubbs...
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DusktheKat 12
My friend initials spell ELF but she's really tall and I'm the short one. But my middle name is Faye which means fairy or elf.
150493x 29
Be thankful they're not BJ.
Psycho_Babydoll 26
I feel really bad for Bradley James. But OP, don't feel bad. Just think that you have the same initials as Emma Watson and she is not ew at all.
lauren525 7
That's so mean :(. You can't help it. I'm sure you're not ew at all.
thewife5 19
If "ew" fits your personality.. You should work on it.
ewv023 7
Don't feel bad OP! Mine spell "ew" also. Although I don't know you, I must say that "ew" doesn't fit my personality unless I haven't showered... FYL, though. The person that said that should hope that their initials don't spell "ass" because you could say the same to them.
howardom 10
I have a friend whose initials are BS. True story.
Obey_StudBoii 23
My initials spell HER. The honest truth.
ewarner17 3
Lol mine are EW too
guci101 14
how do you not notice that until this specific situation?
nightfire2258 24
Electronic warfare is nothing new. It's been part of war for a long time. My father was an EWO (Electronics Warfare Officer) in B-52's in Vietnam.