MK.
It's all about that D
Today, at the age of 22, I found out that Wednesday has another D in it. Literally no one ever corrected me. FML
Collection
Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Same thing different taste
figures
United States
Birth certificate
Today, I found out I've been misspelling my middle name for 25 years. FML
somefamily
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Wayne, United States
Steve? Pete?
Today, I found out that I've been calling my boyfriend's dad by the wrong name for the past two years. No one had told me sooner because they liked laughing at me for it when I wasn't around. FML
Noname
United States
Today, the kids I teach informed me that I had spelled my name incorrectly on the board. I looked at it and assured them that I had spelled it correctly. I'm 22 and a graduate student, they're six and mentally challenged. Guess who was right? FML
Lauren
United States
What's my name again?
Today, I found out that I’ve been greeting a coworker by the wrong name for six weeks. The worst part? They never corrected me because they thought it was funny, especially because it turns out to be their mom's name. FML
Anonymous
The more you know
Today, I learned that I've been saying a word wrong my whole life and all my friends have been too polite to correct me, when I found out that "Segue" and "Segway" are pronounced the same. FML
Edward
Unforgettable
Today, I realized that since I was in elementary school, my friends, my workmates, and even my family, all call me accidentally by someone else's name instead of my actual name. I'm 30 years-old. FML
Radayam
Late start
Today, I learned that the starting date for my class was a typo. Instead of 6/22, it was 6/2. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my entire school differentiates me from another girl in my grade with the same name by saying, "No, she's the lesbian one." I'm straight. FML
what
Brain freeze
Today, at the ripe old age of 24, I briefly forgot my own name. FML
anonymous
Sarnia, Canada
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Top comments
ahabsfan 17
Don’t take this the wrong way but I’m a little surprised you knew about the two “e”.
ojoRojo 27
Did you really never notice when you looked at calendars?
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ahabsfan 17
Don’t take this the wrong way but I’m a little surprised you knew about the two “e”.
Nhayaa2.0 17
Yep, thx to the pronunciation. Sounds like "wensday". But, kinda YDI because you're supposed to learn how to spell the days of the week in 1st grade.
ojoRojo 27
Did you really never notice when you looked at calendars?
BurnInDemonFire 39
If English isn't your first language I can understand somewhat, but if it is your native tongue, I gotta know how the hell you constantly made the same mistake for 20 years. Forget people not correcting you, it's basically impossible not to see it written down somewhere like a book, in schoolwork, a diary, and as ojoRojo mentioned, a calendar.