Today, my daughter asked me to braid her hair. When I was done, she said Daddy's girlfriend does it better. I wasn't aware we had an open marriage. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my daughter told me that she liked her "other daddy" better. I don't know who's she talking about, but my wife is doing a good job telling her to be quiet. FML
Today, someone asked my wife if I was her father. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, I realized my daughter has been in longer relationships than I have. FML
Today, my daughter told me she wanted to divorce me. FML
Today, I went to a salon. As soon as I walked in, someone ran to me and inspected my hair and said, "We can fix this." I was there to get my daughter's hair done. FML
Today, as I was taking my three year-old daughter home from daycare, she asked where her daddy was. I tried to tell her that I was her father, but she answered, "No, not you! My other daddy!" I've got some talking to do tonight. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that his daughter only liked me because she thought that we look like siblings. FML
Today, I got my long hair cut in a short pixie cut. When my five year old daughter saw me she laughed and proclaimed 'You look just like a man!'. That afternoon I got a concerned call from the school. My daughter has told everyone 'mummy has gone away, I now have two daddies!' FML
Today, my eldest daughter announced she was getting divorced. She never even told me she was married. FML
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NostalgiaFreak9 43
Get proof so you can close the marriage quickly.
sarsuela 29
Perhaps it was a workmate and there's nothing shady?
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Comments (12)
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Get proof so you can close the marriage quickly.
RichardPencil 32
Hair-braiding is not the only thing she’s better at — if you know what I mean ;)
nathan Williams 3
wonder if she braided it with divorce in mind
sarsuela 29
Perhaps it was a workmate and there's nothing shady?
Alup132 22
While I’m not denying that he could be cheating, it’s possible she meant “girl friend” as in a female friend. She could also hear you or someone else talk about your female friends saying “girlfriends” (as women sometimes say) and picked it up from that. In the case that the benefit of the doubt isn’t true, sorry OP...
tounces7 28
If she's that little of a kid this could mean a lot of different things. His "Girlfriend" could well be a hair stylist he goes to for all you know. It doesn't mean he's actually sleeping with someone else. Obviously this needs to be looked into further.
fjvitt 14
Well...at least it wasn’t his other wife...
acmariner99 25
Kids say the darndest things.
aljonking 11
It’s one thing to be so much of a dick to cheat on your spouse but to bring your kids into the middle of it that’s just a true low life
Old Papa Errol 4
when you find you you've been cheated on, find a way to get revenge and leave their ass behind