anonymous
Sarnia, Canada
Today, I found out that since there are 3 people with the same name as me at work, I'm known as "the ugly one". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
5minsolder
United States
Today, I found out that even though my sister and I are identical twins, I'm known as "The ugly one". FML
makeover-needed
United States
Today, I learned how my coworkers differentiate between my coworker and me as we have the same name, when I overheard one of them ask the other, "Which one, ugly Leslie or hot Leslie?" When the answer was "ugly Leslie," he walked straight to me. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I discovered everyone at work refers to me as 'The Man-Lady'. I work in a supermarket's beauty department. FML
Some people just suck!
Slander
Today, at work, I overheard two of my coworkers talking about how "creepy" and "ugly" I am, and that I look like I'd be the kind of guy to sneak into someone's house and "have my way" with them. Boy, did that sure help with my self-esteem issues. I'm going to go and report them, but still. FML
lonergirl
Australia
Who am I?
Today, after being with the company for over 3 years, I realised nobody really knows my name. This was after my boss was walking around a new staff member and couldn't introduce me. Neither could my colleague, who's been sitting next to me for the last 6 months. FML
brutality
Canada
Today, I saw a few old co-workers at the bar. They recognized me and started calling me by the nickname they had for me that I was unaware of. It appears I was known as "butch megan" by the entire office for 2 years. FML
Anonymous
Doesn't add up
Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML
Anonymous
Hampton Hill, United Kingdom
Today, I got turned down by my dream job because their rival company happens to be called my exact name. I'm now known as "The Spy". FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out everybody at work thinks I'm a lesbian because they thought my boyfriend was a girl. FML
Anonymous
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Today, I found out that ever since I got my blonde highlights, I've been mocked behind my back at work, and nicknamed "The Skunk". FML
Top comments
Welshite 40
Are the others known as "the good" and "the bad"?
perdix 31
#1, it's rare to see a great first comment. Hats off to you, good sir! An extra turkey leg for you!
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Welshite 40
Are the others known as "the good" and "the bad"?
mpkpm 19
Sir, I wish I could give you more likes!
Eahae3 12
Uhm can you not ?
Sports_guy3 28
One "like" or "dislike" per comment.
TourettesGuyFTW 26
I may consider creating several new accounts just to thumb you up many more times. One of my favourite films.
perdix 31
#1, it's rare to see a great first comment. Hats off to you, good sir! An extra turkey leg for you!
luckyone365 7
I don't understand why everyone is getting so wet. The comment wasn't all that spectacular.
SMHsohard 22
#37: Apparently you don't read many FML comments. This one by Welshite deserves Hall of Fame nomination. And I'm totally jealous I didn't think if it first.
perdix 31
#37, are you aware there's a classic western called "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly?" I don't often go out of my way to compliment comments, so when I do, you can bet that it's pretty special.
SS 31
#1 Haha! I guessed this would be the first comment!! Brilliant!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
Extra turkey leg?! Is that it??? For a comment of this magnitude Welshite deserves something somewhat more spectacular, say, a whole perdix? Plucked, stuffed and roasted. ;)
perdix 31
#57, why stop there? Why not throw in the pear tree as well?
Sports_guy3 28
Hey guys, don't forget the infamous DocBastard and perdix!
TourettesGuyFTW 26
But perdix, where will you live if we throw in the pear tree??
Spark_Slicker 19
I see what you did there.
Zappaz 32
came here for this. was not disappointed.
MadameMerle 11
Thank you
saraitkddh 47
sorry OP try to look on the bright side, I am sure it could have been worse
MCRaddict15 15
I don't think there is a bright side in this situation.
crazydanilo 13
I think day by day, it will just get worst.
bellebe1998 16
OP could be know as a hoe instead ^^^
jococo7787 3
At least op isn't known as the easy one.
thestrangedude 10
Are the other two " the good one" and the "the bad one"? Feck ninja'd by welshite
Welshite 40
It's all good. :) I can hardly be expected to be the only one to think of such things. I love that movie, and I'm sure others do too.
Freethaawave 19
Classic film! Clint eastwood back in the day *drools*
SMHsohard 22
Yep, classic Clint Eastwood, before he turned into the Crypt Keeper.
Helloilike_lacro 8
Happy thanksgiving everyone!
cyttex 13
It's only thanksgiving in the us, to everyone else its Thursday and this coming from an american
NotAddictive 6
Yeah this was the wrong place to say that...zzz
NotAddictive 6
So that's embarressing, don't know where those 3 'z's came from.
alexmac222 17
Yet the "ugly" one turns into a beautiful swan. So, **** them and keep your head held high!
luckyone365 7
not necessarily true.
letmehavemytea 21
Looks don't matter in any case. If OP is a nice, kind and good person, that'll shine through and allow them to use that shine to steam roll the jerks.
laylarose1396 7
Shut up. #39
TheRoyalBattler 5
Says the ugly duckling.
Jlua13 3
lol
SgtAssCheeks 21
I believe its fair to say that everyone despise comments like these.
mercifulbane 3
lol
sempiternal80816 9
and it also seems to me that people hate bronies like you #34
Freethaawave 19
If u have a shortform of your name, just ask ppl to call u that from now on. Maybe then the whole "ugly" one thing will start to fade away over time.
Catkam623 27
Hey you could be the humongous bitch. beauty is only skin deep or plastic surgery away. They'll be bitchy forever.
KillSwitch96 18
Are the others, by any chance, known as "The Uglier One" and "The Ugliest One?"
sempiternal80816 9
LMFAO!!
Trooth 13
Well, at least you don't look alike too? Gotta think of the positives, just keep whispering that to yourself everyday