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Anonymous Scarborough, Canada

Today, I broke up with my live-in boyfriend after an emotional conversation and months of feeling neglected. He tried to have sex with me not even an hour later because he thought I was just mad at him, and "you usually just shut up about your feelings". FML

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I don't know how I feel about this. Something is telling me this is partially your fault and that he is a dick.

Aww, it's nice of him to make sure you'll never regret the breakup.

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I don't know how I feel about this. Something is telling me this is partially your fault and that he is a dick.

Why would you let feelings in the way of a fun sex life? Don’t you know all relationships are built on nothing but sex! Maybe you need to lose 15 pounds and get a bikini wax to help you keep your feelings under control.

why is everyone giving this a thumbs down this is so obviously sarcasm

Aww, it's nice of him to make sure you'll never regret the breakup.

He’s not neglecting you now. Your break-up reason is no longer there, so you should take him back.

$5 says you bumped uglies

bobsanction 18

Gotta work on your communications skills.

Took me till my 30's to figure out that "unequally yoked" was not *just* a religious thing.