C. Kronick
United States
Today, my boyfriend started affectionately calling me "Burt Reynolds" because I wax my upper lip. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
mustache girl
Magog, Canada
Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML
mustachio101
Montgomery, United States
Today, my boyfriend thought it appropriate to let me know that doing the "duck face" in my Facebook pictures "highlights my mustache." FML
WaxOnWaxOff
Denver, United States
Today, I realized that my boyfriend really does have a problem with my upper-lip hair. I woke up this morning to him ripping a wax strip off of my face. All he could say after I stopped shrieking was that he had hoped it wouldn't wake me up. FML
Reliena
United States
Today, while my boyfriend and I were in the shower, we began to get a bit frisky. That was until I lifted my arms and he immediately made one of his "Chewbacca Calls." He was referring to my armpits that I had forgotten to shave. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML
loserllamalick
Rochester, United States
Today, my boyfriend was rubbing my leg. He started laughing and said, "Babe, is this your leg, or am I petting Daisy?" Daisy is my dog. I need to shave. FML
Anonymous
United States
Hedgehog
Today, me and my boyfriend were telling each other secrets, so I told him I shaved my upper lip. He said, "I know, it's prickly when we make out." FML
rosabelle91
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
Sydney, Australia
Charming
Today, I realised that my boyfriend calls me "bitch" more often than he calls me by my actual name. FML
hey-o
United States
Today, I went to the hair salon to cut 6 inches off my hair. When I got there, I decided to get my upper lip waxed for the first time. When my boyfriend came to pick me up for our date, I asked if he noticed anything different about me, the first thing he said was, "I see you got rid of your mustache." FML
unbelievable
United States
Today, my boyfriend told me he'd help me shave my mustache. I'm a girl. FML
Top comments
Vanyaxe 0
He's stupid. Most girls wax/pluck their upper lip (especially if they're brunette).
sapphirebaby96 0
he's just jealous that you can grow a bigger 'stache than he can
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Comments (15)
Geoff_fml 0
its just a little term of endearment, lol
blah_blah_shity 0
lol bert reynolds. what a jerk! poke his butthole whenever he calls you that and i guarantee he'll stop. unless he's into that sort of thing. LOL like training a dog...
mikeyellenlee 0
So don't wax your friggin' lips in front of him!
x0x_KissOfDeath 0
hahahaha im sorry #15, that is definitely mean but at the same time soo funny!
hawaiianxpunchx3 0
um is he retarded so do i and its better than being all hairy. unless he likes that..
sapphirebaby96 0
he's just jealous that you can grow a bigger 'stache than he can
DarkPrince_fml 0
as soon as I read this I immedietly checked if a guy or gel posted it
Vanyaxe 0
He's stupid. Most girls wax/pluck their upper lip (especially if they're brunette).
Kill Me Please!!! 9
Agreed. I should know-I am a female who waxes her upper lip. we do not deserve to be treated like that. FYL
What_Willis_is_t 1
#21 What type of gel posted it?
mooshibear140 4
#1, so do I. I don't see anything wrong with it and it's not like I have a full grown mustache, it's just a bit of peach fuzz really. And yes, OP would be better off not telling him - unless of course he noticed on his own.