Today, I was the first guy ever to give my girlfriend an orgasm. I was also the first guy to make her poop at the same time. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I had my first astounding orgasm, during which I simultaneously shat myself and vomited. I'm so thankful my new partner was present. FML
Today, I made my new girlfriend orgasm for the first time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time only to realise she squeals like a baby pig in the process. FML
Today, was the day my girlfriend and I tried to 69 for the first time. Today is also the day I learned that I'm physically incapable of maintaining an erection after someone farts in my face. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I did a 69 for the first time and I was on the bottom. When she orgasmed, not only did she fart, a bit of poo came out with the fart, and actually went up my nose. I’ve gone through a whole box of tissues blowing my nose, but I can still smell it. FML
Today, for the very first time I got it on with my girlfriend. Unfortunately, afterwards I had a terrible tummy ache and let out a very noisy fart. I'm not sure she'll still be my girlfriend tomorrow. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She had her whole hand in me kind of deep. It was hitting everything inside me and triggered me to poop a little bit, on her arm and the bed. FML
Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. Let's just say pubes and toilet paper residue were the least of my problems. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted me to be her first and last...with plenty of people in between. FML
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time. She's a screamer. Her dog must have thought I was attacking her, because he immediately came over and started savaging me. FML
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cdgrayson 21
Damn you must be the shit!
BellaP13 24
It happens. Basically everything tights and then loosens. Don't worry about it she's probably as embarrassed as you
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Comments (154)
samlovesham1234 9
Huh. I've heard of women squirting, but not pooping.
Alexandria79 22
Holy crap!
beeferjay 34
I wonder if hookers are even allowed to have orgasms... I guess that's what you meant by heard
sillymink 9
Sucks to be her. I'd be still thinking about that one time I shit on a guy on my death bed.
AcrusaderA 10
You ****** her til she shit herself. On the scale of side effects, it's actually a good indicator
dansco 25
I shit you not ?
brandonwong 18
Gross but impressive.
schreibergx93 19
This is actually pretty common, when its so good some bodily functions become uncontrollable. If you're both adults about you'll simply clean up, get the odor out, and be prepared for next time.
Elban 20
Gotta use a towel, def, def, definitely gotta use a towel
Beepee04 10
I don't see how that could happen unless it was anal sex, but even that's hard to imagine.
Xamry14 10
It's really not with a basic understanding of how the female body works and where everything is.
Badkarma4u 17
If you have a big dick and youre riding high youll be thrusting down. Pressing on her colon. it makes a lot of women fart. If shes full there could be some poop come out as well.
vb68_fml 28
Timing is everything