Today, the man who stole my laptop at the train station yesterday used the contact information I had written on it to call me and ask for the password. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find that my roommate had picked my lock and stolen my new laptop. When I tried to take it back, he called the police. They sided with him since he had also taken the receipt, which was "proof" that it was his. FML
Today, my cute co-worker asked if he could use my computer. I told him my password and went to the bathroom. When I came back he said he'd finished. I tried to log in, but my password wouldn't work. I then noticed a Post-it note on the desk saying, "Stop stalking me and I'll change the password back." FML
Today, my boyfriend called me to ask if I knew the serial number for my laptop. I had given him my $650 gaming laptop to sell in his electronics store because I didn't need it and could use the money. Apparently it was stolen at some point yesterday and his cameras were turned off. FML
Today, someone stole my laptop from my car. However, they were nice enough to relock the doors after they smashed in the window. FML
Today, on the crowded train, a cute guy called me over and told me to stand next to him because there were less people there. We started talking, but he left before I could get his number. Just when I was about to tell my friends about it, I find out that he stole my phone. FML
Today, I went to retrieve my stolen wallet from a train station. After I collected it, I returned to the place where I'd parked my bike, only to find that my bike had been stolen. FML
Today, I asked my wife for her computer password because my computer crashed. After minutes of begging her, she finally told me. Turns out that her password happens to be her ex's name. FML
Today, somebody broke in to my house and stole my laptop, which had years worth of family photos on it. Where was I when it was stolen? At Staples, buying supplies that included CDs to finally back up my pictures. FML
Today, I found a wallet on the train. I called the owner, who said he would come around and pick it up. When he finally did, he looked inside and screamed that his money was missing, and that I was a dirty thief. I never took a cent. He's filing theft charges against me. FML
Today, while I was taking a break at work, someone stole my iPod from my desk. I work in a police station. FML
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Top comments
Rinat_fml 26
Haha that's actually a little funny. Did you get his number though? The police can use it to track his shady ass down.
_Peppermint_ 34
Just when you thought people's stupidity could not get any worse..
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Comments (52)
rokhan 3
Did you give it to him?
Ramos808 29
Why would he give his password to someone who stole his laptop? If this is a joke, then it's not very funny
_Peppermint_ 34
Just when you thought people's stupidity could not get any worse..
Guythatsepic 14
Just take a look at #1
Rinat_fml 26
Haha that's actually a little funny. Did you get his number though? The police can use it to track his shady ass down.
cwowm 22
He can't even steal right...
myeverydaymylife 21
So ruthless.. The common sense is lacking in this one
aleemoe45 15
If he didn't block his number you should be able to track down his info...
Captain_Debilos_fml 13
Try to seduce him and ask kim to meet you somewhere where you'll be waiting for him with cops.
Fern_Gully 20
Maybe not dumb enough to come with the laptop, but he might just be dense enough to think he could get lucky. He *did* call OP for the password to the laptop he stole...
russfml 31
That's when you reply with I will give you my "password" but I will have to verify what your address is first. I mean he sounds stupid enough to fall for it
Pleonasm 36
Tell him our password is "incorrect". That way when he types it in he'll be confused when the screen tells him the password he entered was incorrect.
flyingmind_fml 17
stupid is as stupid does !!