Today, after finally getting rid of an extremely rude, abusive customer, I muttered that I could kill people like her. I didn't know my manager had heard me, until a pair of police officers arrived. He'd reported me for "threatening to murder a customer". FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Public freakout
Today, a customer at work became violent and started hitting me and my coworker. Not wanting him to get the shit beat out of us, I used a move that pinned the guy on the ground. The police came and he was arrested. I was then fired for assaulting a customer. FML
Everything hurts
Today, I was accidentally rude to a customer and she told me to kill myself. My boss came over, told me that she agreed wholeheartedly with the customer, and then said, "I have no idea where you got this delusion that anyone would be sad if you died." FML
Today, a customer at work made threats against me and my two-month old son. Instead of following policy by notifying the police, my manager apologized to him and told me to leave. FML
Today, I desperately needed to let off some steam at work, so I went outside and screamed obscenities at the top of my lungs, before heading back inside. The police then showed up to investigate complaints of a "raving lunatic" in the area. FML
Today, I was working at a local restaurant when another server's table called me over to ask if I've "ever killed anybody". They informed me I looked like a serial killer. I informed them, of course, that I have never killed anybody. Another customer claimed I scared her child. I was fired. FML
Today, a customer yelled at me so furiously that she sprayed my face with spittle. I had to stand there, smiling and politely explaining that I needed to see a receipt before I could give her a refund. When she finally gave up and left, my boss bitched me out for "provoking the customer". FML
Thanks bossman
Today, I finally decided to stand up for myself and quit my crappy job working for my abusive father. I gave him a few insults too, to which he reacted by calling the police and claiming I'd threatened to murder him. I spent three hours in jail before they finally let me go. FML
Today, at work, we had an extremely rude customer who started cussing at us, and my coworker started cussing back. I jumped on the register to quickly bring down the line, and apologized to everyone for the scene. A secret shopper was in the line and claimed that I was rude. I got written up. FML
Customer relationships
Today, I assisted a customer at work. She was asking me all sorts of stupid questions and acting like an entitled, spoiled brat. When she left, since I had a mask on, I meant to mouth, "Stupid bitch" but I blurted it out loud. Everyone heard. I was fired. FML
Today, a man tried to rob the store I work at. Before the guy was taken by the cops, he complained to my manager for "unfriendly behavior". He took it seriously and bitched me out for not providing "quality service" to our customers. FML
Top comments
GOtllt 17
Wow, if I were you I'd kill for a new boss.
greg84_fml 21
I can't believe your manager would actually think your were serious about something like that. Hopefully you didn't get into too much trouble. Might want to rethink your place of employment.
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GOtllt 17
Wow, if I were you I'd kill for a new boss.
nchic01 17
i'd kill to not have a boss!
MrDonSalvetti 27
I'd kill to be the boss.
BassinBoy14 13
I'd kill for anything really..
Greenteamextreme 16
Id probably kill for a sandwhich right about now.
_purepxrcelain_ 6
all these comments , just made my morning xD ^^
jackthekeeper 24
I'd kill for a Klondike bar
AWiseChicken 9
Bitch overhearin'
greg84_fml 21
I can't believe your manager would actually think your were serious about something like that. Hopefully you didn't get into too much trouble. Might want to rethink your place of employment.
najraa 19
Well I think it was more like a warning. I mean if he could have heard it other customers could most likely hear it too, and that isn't good for business. Op chose that job and should get used to rude customers.
SalsaVerdeDonut 22
Well if the manager was worried about other customers hearing something like that then they would have just talked to OP. Maybe threaten to reduce OP's hours or even fire him. Calling the cops is over doing it.
najraa 19
Well considering op's reaction im guessing it wasnt the first time he said something like that. U can't just walk around threatening people no matter how rude they are. And especially not if people can hear you. Every job has its down sides, still he chose sales, everybody knows at one point you will have to deal with rude customers.
schwaka 17
You shouldn't have to get used to rude customers, the manager should grow some balls and handle the situation. There's a difference between being upset and being belligerent, management has just lost the ability to tell the difference and handle it appropriately. It's called being tactful, you tell people what they don't want to hear by wording it respectfully, and ask them to leave if they continue being stupid. It's all about wording it right. Just because you're a customer doesn't mean you can treat anyone however you want.
Bigfabthetruth52 22
yeah he or she sounds a little bit naive to even be a manager in the first place if they really would take that so seriously.
nataliewby 25
What a killer way to spend an afternoon
Nyx7 24
Oh god the puns
krundale 6
Don't say we didn't warn you.
Welshite 40
Why would you say that aloud? I understand frustration with customers, but there's a line you shouldn't cross even when you complain.
KeannaLove 32
I can completely understand why OP said it. Working in any type of retail job can really test your patience and sometimes the only way to get through your shift is to say stuff like that yourself.
cryssycakesx3 23
I work retail, at a beer distributor, no less. it's called self control. you just can't run your mouth wherever, whenever, however, you want, especially when other customers are in earshot. it's actually not that hard to talk quietly to another coworker or to even just say nothing. no good comes from it.
Brandi_Faith 34
Except the customer wasn't in earshot and OP muttered it to himself, no one else. I understand not saying it to other people but he didn't, he said it to himself when he was sure the customer couldn't hear.
straightpride 9
6 - I completely agree. Employees working in customer service should act in a professional manner and not express negativity to any costumer or co-worker no matter what the circumstances. You are getting paid to serve the costumer, not bitch and complain about them!
SmoothPancakes 10
The customer can go **** themselves.
WaxenSecrets 5
#60, the negativity was not intended to be expressed to anyone but OP. It's relief from some of the frustration when people are able to express the emotion in some way. In fact, I would argue that NOT doing this in some form or another would actually be a detriment to your mental well-being. And it was inteded for OP ONLY. OP intended for no single other individual to have heard that statement.
Mauskau 36
#60, they should pay more to deal with shitty customers, I would regularly end up with abusive customers that would almost leave me in tears just because we ran out of stock of something or something equally as minor. Customers take it out on those who aren't in control.
aireeahna 23
If looks could kill...
greg84_fml 21
If looks could kill, I would have a few dead bodies on my...eyes... today. The perfect murder.
Marie54321 19
Well someone's manager has a stick up their ass
more4me 27
Sideways !
tacopandaroo 12
You never know what people are capable of.
HarleyQuinn1996 8
Like he hasn't thought about killing someone. We all have...right?
Saikon1357 25
I think at this point we'd all consider someone who hasn't to be weird.
sarah2144 14
Like my man Louie said, if murder was legal there would be so much murder.
HarleyQuinn1996 8
Murder makes the world go round