nicknack22
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I made my new girlfriend orgasm for the first time. All she said after was "I drooled a little". FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jon
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
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shitfaced
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WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner
Arlington, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Effective
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shmarf
Belton, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Snowball
Today, my girlfriend gave me my first ever blowjob and she surprised me by deciding to swallow. Or so I thought. When she came up to kiss me, she spat my man-milk into my mouth and almost pissed herself laughing when I freaked out and nearly threw up. FML
alf
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Anonymous
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Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Nice outing
Today, I decided to treat my girlfriend by eating her out. After a while I thought she was going to cum, but instead she farted in my mouth. FML
Jenn
Fort Wayne, United States 🌶️ Spicy
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Anonymous
United States
Today, I kissed my girlfriend. She threw up in my mouth. FML
Top comments
emilyyy_fml 0
that's definitely a good thing, dude
WhatThePhuc 0
i believe that's a good review, not a bad one
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Comments (62)
emilyyy_fml 0
that's definitely a good thing, dude
teotsi 28
Maybe he thought that what was drool was her vaginal liquids?
Rubyduby 8
Definitely not an fml, way to go
WhatThePhuc 0
i believe that's a good review, not a bad one
Haelous 0
This is the anti-FML.
genius_man16 1
Agreed. Really, who would honestly think this is a bad thing?
blah_blah_shity 0
HAHA you whiny terd.
SoFaded80 0
hahahahahahahahaha
mnkit 0
i only drool after a rockin ******!
McLaughlane 0
yeah, lol, that was supposed to be a compliment.
samisalsa 0
Definitely a compliment!
alplhawolf0019 0
If by "**** My Life" you mean "**** YES, my life!" then okay. If by "**** my Life" you mean "My life sucks" go to another emocorner, scene kid, because if you're sad about this, you probably don't deserve this. :P lol
omgbeckyyy 0
Yeah, I don't get where the bad part comes in, exactly?
Arj_fml 0
good job dude!!!! your life isnt ******!!